Would you trust me alone with you while you’re unconscious? 😜😘

Finally stopped wearing the same semen-coated panties I’ve been wearing for the past week or so at the pressure of my best friend. 😔

You tell me.

Hearts of Iron 4

Sorry, but I’m not actually a pedophile. I prefer women over 30.

Drugs were in fact necessary to stop me from continuing to be this hideous, hyper-masculine abomination. My beard grew back faster than I could shave it off, and my hairline was receding.

Found it! She’s literally me.

Fixed the videos!

I looked more like a homeless gang member than this dude if I’m being honest.