Loves: detective novels, splatter movies, Godzilla. Co-writer of ICK.

Los Angeles
Joined October 2011
Dan Koontz retweeted
My career timeline: 1. Joseph you're a wannabe director 2. You're the worst film student 3. You're a terrible rap director 4. You make stupid pop videos 5. Worst motorcycle film director 6. You make stupid commercials 7. Stupid tweeter 8. Worst time traveling space bear movie of all time 9. Worst Power Rangers short 10. Dumb Grammy/VMA/TIFF Peoples Choice award collector 11. Damn you for moving Christmas shopping a month earlier 12. Idiot Hollywood Reporter columnist 13. Joseph you are the worst United States President of all time 14. You are the worst Military Dictator of America ever 15. We bow to you, Joseph, ruler of Earth, Emperor of the Nine Planets, Future Conquerer of the Galaxy
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Isn’t it about time we got a loaded 4K UHD of the best movie of 1990? Where is THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE?
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Arnold Rubber Head - PPI Deadline Campaign 2019 / UK Financial Conduct Authority ⚡️sound on⚡️
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Dan Koontz retweeted
This is the true me, Judge Alvin from Nothing But Trouble. The film cost Warner Brothers $38 million and made 4. It effectively ended my directorial career, but was the best experience thanks to having Spielberg’s crew—Dean Cundey, Cinematographer and Michael Lantieri, Special Effects. As well as William Sandell, Art Director. We came in under budget but the studio opened us against Jodi Foster in Silence of the Lambs and Julia Roberts in Sleeping With the Enemy. We didn’t have a chance. But I’m proud of the picture as a perfectly serviceable comedy. I can be and prefer to be addressed as Judge, by virtue of my serving as a sworn Canadian federal judge for 2 hours wherein I welcomed new immigrant families to Canada. So Judge Aykroyd will be fine. And also Doctor. Judge Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor…
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Dan Koontz retweeted
Humor RIP.
Zach Cregger says he removed most of the jokes from his ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ after test screening reactions. “I stripped out as much of the jokes as possible. I then found that not only did the audience enjoy the movie more, but I also liked the movie a lot more.” (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Cleaning litter boxes. Listening to Atari Teenage Riot ( @ATRiot_ ) as god intended.
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HAHAHA OWNED
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STRANGE BREW (1983) screens in 35mm this coming Saturday, August 29th, at midnight! Tickets: buff.ly/WWdeY0B
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Dan Koontz retweeted
The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you
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RIP
⚡️dudes rock⚡️ Screaming Mad George & Clarence Williams III Tales from the Hood - Behind the Scenes 1995 / United States / Rusty Cundieff
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Dan Koontz retweeted
Goodnight to our friend Screaming Mad George. An entire generation of horror fans were birthed from your blend of surrealism and carnality. Your contributions to the genre flowed from the grotesque to the dynamically impossible. We hope you know how much you were loved by genre fans around the world.
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Stoked! As a self-confessed SUPER-FAN of UNDER THE SILVER LAKE (come at me, motherfuckers!) and admirer of IT FOLLOWS (it’s “fine,” also come at me, motherfuckers!)… so happy we’ve overcome this phony talking dog podcast BS to finally enjoy….
The End of Oak Street absolutely rocks. hilarious, perfectly paced, Ambliny but mean as hell, Anne Hathaway blasts a T-Rex with a shotgun… it delivers more fun in any 5-minute stretch than the entire Jurassic franchise has in total since the 90s. biggest surprise of the summer.
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Does this mean that 50% of adults under 30 are vagrants, homeless, knights errant, etc
Nearly half of adults under 30 now live at home, per Fortune.
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REGGIE BANNISTER (1945-2026) I lost my hero yesterday. I am very sorry to report that my dear friend and collaborator, Reggie Bannister, died yesterday at age 80. I first met Reggie when I was 18 years old. I was deep into production on my first feature film Jim The World's Greatest. He had invited producer Paul Pepperman and I down to the Wooden Keg, a dive bar in Long Beach, CA to meet about it. Reg was performing a spirited set that night on guitar and vocals and the audience loved his songs and infectious personality. After his set, we introduced ourselves, intent on convincing him to co-star in the project. "A feature film, huh?" he asked. "Far out, man." Reggie then ordered us all a round of beers. It was the first alcoholic drink I'd ever been served (illegally) at a bar. With four words, Reg toasted with a clink of his glass, "Count me in, boys!" Little did I know that night would lead to literally a lifetime of working together with him on many films. In the Phantasm series, only Reggie could turn a simple role as an ice cream vendor sidekick into an unlikely action hero for the ages. He channeled himself into that role. All the fans who met him at the horror conventions could attest that in-person, Reg was cool, funny, loyal, and steadfast. Reggie the character was Reggie the friend. In real life, he embodied all the qualities of his character in Phantasm and no one questioned that Reg was that guy, the one willing to lay his body down on the fires of hell for his friends. Reggie was born in Long Beach and was naturally attracted to the arts from an early age. He was a founding member of The Greenwood County singers with music legend Van Dyke Parks. Still in his teens, his popular folk band toured the country until Reg received his draft notice and was called to serve a tour of duty in the Vietnam War. He came back from the war determined to pursue a life of peace and creativity. He threw himself into musical projects and then acting. In addition to co-starring in my first three films, Reg starred in all the Phantasm sequels, and made significant appearances in both Survival Quest and Bubba Ho-tep. His improvised scene with Bruce Campbell in Bubba in which the two men argue about a scarab beetle infestation in Elvis's rest home is a classic. He went on to star in dozens of independent films, always enthusiastic about supporting first-time directors. Along the way, Reggie kept up his music, releasing many well-received albums. He also partnered with his wife Gigi Bannister in a successful entertainment production company, Production Magic Inc., producing live event, musical and film projects. Reggie is predeceased by his father Horace, his mother Evelyn and brother Ronald. He is survived by his lovely daughter, Ellen and his devoted wife, Gigi. Reggie Bannister was a gifted creative collaborator, a dear friend and he will be sincerely missed. Yes, Reg, to me and your legion of fans, you'll always be "Hot as Love."
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Superhero fatigue is a myth…
Italian Hulk Bank Crashout La casa stregata 1982 / Italy / Bruno Corbucci 🤜⚡️sound on⚡️🤛
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Dan Koontz retweeted
If you love horror comedies, this is your week. ICK, COLD STORAGE and THEY WILL KILL YOU bring horror hijinks home. Add in the continued presence of demons and you've got a potent mix. Check out the list at Fangoria. dlvr.it/TTlNcr
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It's so cool that ICK is trending on Prime.
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MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE is awesome. Nuts from start to finish with “chef’s kiss” incredible dialogue. It’s THE BEST King adaptation period (sorry, Rob Reiner, suck it Kubrick, there’s the door Cronenberg, you can’t smoke that in here Carpenter). Viva @StephenKing!
Stephen King got tired of directors like Kubrick “screwing up” his books, so with zero experience, he directed Maximum Overdrive himself (Turns 40 today). He scarcely remembers making it because he put half of Bolivia up his nose. He later disowned it as a “moron movie”.
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Big happy anniversary to the OG Death Wish, which premiered on this day 52 years ago. What a summer blockbuster!
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