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king fingerguns

@fuqryan

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 Windsor, Ontario
Joined May 2012
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Have you ever thought about just how many of your scan-tron bubbles haven't counted because the computer fucked up.
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When I watch Frosty the Snowman, I tend to root for the Sun.
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Rob Mac
@RMcElhenney22 Mar 2020
Who wants to tell him?
scruffy bastard (@khaldruggo) profile picturescruffy bastard@khaldruggo22 Mar 2020
Oh man I just realize how sick the inevitable “The Gang Gets Quarantined” episode of Its Always Sunny will be. @RMcElhenney you’re my hero
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g 7\@Excaliburoxide13 Mar 2020
*corona virus enters my body* The 4 Flintstone gummies I ate in 2005:
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City
@CalebCity12 Feb 2019
What REALLY happens when they say “I’ll be there”
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LePROCESS@strawberryTrav2 Feb 2019
new varials record is done time for y’all to grow up
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You never had to work for a thing, you're just another hand fed motherfucker. What do you know about strength? What do you know about struggle? You always had someone there to bail you out of trouble.
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"That sinking in your chest when you see that everyone left."
The first holidays after losing a parent kind of fucking suck. Absolutely zero Christmas cheer this year. Merry Christmas everyone.
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My girlfriend deadass ate 2 pounds of garlic parm chicken wings in like 20 minutes last night. Love that gal.
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Coming out of twitter retirement for one tweet, and that is for everyone to jam Hartford County Misery by @BoundariesCT Have a good year, talk to you in about 6 months.
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UnDo 512@undo51220 May 2018
my therapist wants me to “slow down” and stop “living my life like it’s a race” it’s like he doesn’t even know that life is a highway and i’m contractually obligated to ride it all night long
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Imagine being so fortunate and privileged that you would be willing to pay $20 for a fucking QUARTER xitter.cf/CanadianMint/status/98…
Royal Canadian Mint (@CanadianMint) profile pictureRoyal Canadian Mint
@CanadianMint3 Apr 2018
The Caribou Coin represents the strength and resilience of all Canadians. Purchase it for just $19.95*.

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billiam@BillRatchet17 Mar 2018
crazy how st patrick’s day is on 4/20 this year
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To me it just sounds like you had some shitty ass friends xitter.cf/KatieHTweeets/status/9…
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Yo @chelseadammit remember when we actually did the All Star meme and made it the best New Years ever.
Ordered the Xmas Tshirt and pins for myself, and got the same design in a sweater by my mom, so I decided to spice up the shirt with those pins.. you dig?
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Revoking my netflix even though Sunny was never available in Canada anyway. It's the principle. xitter.cf/GlennHowerton/status/9…
Glenn Howerton (@GlennHowerton) profile pictureGlenn Howerton
@GlennHowerton10 Dec 2017
Yeah guys, they took Sunny off of Netflix. A real kick in the dick. Hopefully we’ll be back. It’s out of my hands though. In the meantime: Hulu.
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