@funzitoshi
Joined March 2015
AH HA! Gavin sold his slaves, then replaced them with taxpayers!
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you have no idea how this ai stuff is getting filtered down to normal americans
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🚨BREAKING: Someone murdered an entire family in Mexico to steal a Bitcoin hardware wallet reportedly holding $1.5 MILLION. Jonathan Meléndez, keyboardist of the band Camilo Séptimo, his pregnant wife, their 3-year-old daughter and their housemaid were killed by someone who knew about his holdings stored at home. Their 6-year-old son survived. Two suspects were arrested within 12 hours and face up to 70 years per victim. Violent crypto robberies are surging, with over $30 MILLION stolen through physical attacks on crypto holders in the first half of 2026 alone, per Chainalysis.
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One of the UK’s biggest investment platforms is now offering Bitcoin ETNs after previously dismissing Bitcoin as “not an asset class.” Well, well, well… 😂
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Me explaining to the MSTR and Bitcoin bears just how fucking stupid they look right now.
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Bitcoin is the goal. That hasn’t changed. But I don’t think believing in Bitcoin means I have to ignore everything else. SWEAT is one experiment for me. I already walk every day, I earn it from walking, compound it, and use what I generate to determine how much Bitcoin I buy with my own money. Maybe SWEAT succeeds. Maybe it doesn’t. Either way, I’m learning, experimenting, and stacking Bitcoin along the way. Bitcoin is my treasury. Everything else has to earn its place.
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JIM CRAMER NOOOOOOOO 😭
JUST IN: Jim Cramer says "go buy Bitcoin."
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Spotted on Reddit 👀 Our MacBook Neo winner received their reward, and shared the proof with the community 💻 Keep moving. Your next reward could be a big one 🎉
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One AI agent was literally killing the other agents’ processes so its version of the project could survive. anthropic.com/research/multi…
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Final SWEAT vesting unlock hits and the price is down about 6% today. Not exactly a surprise. Now I’m more interested in what happens after all that old vesting is finally out of the way.
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I swear Bitcoin has two settings why is it dumping and why isn't it pumping
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bitcoin: decentralized money also bitcoin: “hold on guys the government is releasing inflation numbers wednesday”
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Wait Saylor sold Bitcoin again? Bitcoin Twitter spent years learning HODL from this man and now he's pressing buttons we weren't trained for.
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We made so much AI slop that now actual artists are getting mistaken for AI slop. Incredible. We polluted the internet so hard the filter can’t recognize clean water anymore.
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OpenAI's Atlas browser is scheduled to stop working today. We spent years asking whether AI would replace us. Meanwhile the AI products started replacing each other. Even the browser got automated out of a job.
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Famous last words “I’ll wait for a better entry.”
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Bitcoin on August 9: 2024: ~$60K 2025: ~$116K 2026: ~$65K Same asset. Three completely different moods. And somehow every year everyone was absolutely certain they knew what was coming next.
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Brazil is adding up to a 24-hour delay to some crypto transfers to fight fraud. Crypto spent 15 years yelling: “instant global settlement.” Regulators heard: “come back tomorrow.” The future of money has business hours again.
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Bitcoin surviving long enough for the banks to start selling it might be one of the funniest parts of this whole story. They couldn’t kill it. So eventually somebody in accounting said: “…can we charge a fee for it?”
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