@funyjared

Here you’ll find, humor(ish), bad music takes, horror movie talk, pro wrestling chat, and politics from someone who hates politics.

 North Dakota, USA
Joined May 2016
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If you think Hank would vote for a guy who has a favorite drag queen you are on cocaine and cocaine accessories.
Arturo Torres
@arturodrawsOct 17
I tell ya what, That boy Paxton ain’t right.
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"My favourite thing about Norm Macdonald is his gift to intentionally waste people's time" Today, October 17, would’ve been Norm Macdonald’s birthday. And I think there’s something fitting about revisiting this Conan O’Brien clip today. A fan asks for favourite Norm moments, and Conan remembers a sketch so absurdly pointless that it tells you almost everything about the kind of comedian Norm was. Honestly, I love this one. 🧵
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🍁@JAM3SMADDISONOct 15
threw a pick six first play
2 Minute Drill@TwoMinuteDrill0Oct 14
Think you can coach a game better than an NFL Head Coach? Prove it with my new app. Nfl2mindrill.com
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This is the plot of an 80s movie where the frats band together to defeat the crusty old Dean and throw the biggest kegger the school has ever seen.
The Calvin Coolidge Project
@TheCalvinCooli1Oct 15
🚨New: Cornell University has suspended parties for fraternity houses on campus for the remainder of the academic year.
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King George: If you don’t pay taxes on that tea, I will send my British troops!! American Colonists:
Viva Frei
@thevivafreiOct 13
This is WILD. I legit thought it was a skit/high school video project. It is 100% real. This is Jaime West (Democratic Party) - she’s running for election for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana. I had to make sure she did not have a neurological disorder that could account for the slurred speech and insane rambling. She doesn’t. And even if she did have a diagnosed neurological disorder, “we have guns too!” after talking about firing all Republicans would ordinarily be disqualifying. “One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato
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Sending this to my girlfriend right before making the most insane political rant at thanksgiving with her family.
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If I send you this it means I’m absolutely hammered and have no idea where I am
Viva Frei
@thevivafreiOct 13
This is WILD. I legit thought it was a skit/high school video project. It is 100% real. This is Jaime West (Democratic Party) - she’s running for election for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana. I had to make sure she did not have a neurological disorder that could account for the slurred speech and insane rambling. She doesn’t. And even if she did have a diagnosed neurological disorder, “we have guns too!” after talking about firing all Republicans would ordinarily be disqualifying. “One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato
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Once in a generation political talent?
Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 13
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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Replying to @RollingStone
Larry: "Oh man, if she were my ex, I'd KILL HER!" OJ: "Really?!" Larry: "Oh yeahhhh!.."
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Sopranos Central
@orange_peelbeefOct 9
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And that's not even counting these bad boys
March For Our Lives
@AMarch4OurLivesOct 10
The United States has more guns in civilian hands than every military in the world combined.
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My toddler when I make him stop watching cartoons
Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹
@redhotnerdOct 8
Replying to @jemelehill @PopWrapped
Nazi shit. Dictator shit. Handmaids tale shit. Medieval shit.
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nier@niersgestaltOct 9
what the hell are you people watching
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@POPin4kOct 9
madison calling jeffrey dahmer a “diet-cannibal cum sock” and asking “am i your first girl?” while he’s literally stabbing her… even in her almost last moments my girl was ICONIC lmaooo #AHS13
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@stevensongsOct 9
The only thing worse than seeing an execution on television would be hearing Cris Collinsworth's live play-by-play of it.
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“Seven hours of commercial free executions starts now”
Cashøut ᛉ@Blacklisted33_3Oct 9
They should add her as the opening act to the livestream fort hood shooter execution.
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reilly@RustyGoombaOct 9
oh yeah well my undrafted rookie qb did this
OptaSTATS
@OptaSTATSOct 9
Since QB starts were first tracked in 1950, only one QB has done the following in each of his first 2 NFL starts: completed 70% of his passes thrown a TD pass rushed for 20+ yards That one QB is Jalon Daniels. He was undrafted.
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Thor Nystrom
@thorkuOct 9
Claude can’t block Dallas Turner
Craig Weiss
@craigweissOct 7
claude can basically do anything for you now. literally anything.
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Zachary@osuzacharyOct 9
Gonna see a dude get gunned the fuck down and it’s gonna cut right to a Liberty Mutual commercial
TMZ
@TMZOct 8
Fort Hood shooter's firing squad execution will stream live for public viewing. Exclusive details: tmz.com/2026/10/08/pete-hegs…
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Ten years ago today: Ken Bone
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