@funwithtim

Funny Motivational Keynote Speaker, Tim Gard, is a hilarious humorist, teaching audiences to enhance productivity & enthusiasm! http://t.co/QENiiPy2Nt

 Portland, OR
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Joined April 2010
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Start taking responsibility again! Every time something is late arriving or out of stock should not always be automatically blamed on the pandemic.
Stop blaming everything that goes wrong on Covid 19!
Week 6 of Covid19 sheltering in place at home and I worry that I may be starting to get on my wife’s nerves.
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“It’s not about being a comedian, just find your own humor.” Listen to my #AllBusiness interview with @JeffreyHayzlett on @csuiteradio. bit.ly/3aVHMbe
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Listen to my interview on #AllBusiness with @JeffreyHayzlett on @csuiteradio about building rapport with humor, and who my comedic idols are. bit.ly/3aVHMbe
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It was an honor!
Lee Jackson@leejackson5 Oct 2019
A genuine privilege to see one of my favourite speakers in the world again today the amazing @funwithtim at @psauk #Inspire2019 conference. 👌🎤😂🤣
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Sara, you run a tight ship and I rarely have been so well taken care of at an event. You have a black belt in events!
The PSA@psauk6 Oct 2019
Welcome to Day 3 of #Inspire2019! We're kicking off in the main room at 9:30am today...enjoy your breakfast, and we'll see you soon! PS @funwithtim is helping Sara and Beth out with his famous glasses! #DontBugHer
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If you want to be able to tell a funny story, study the greats. Tim CONWAY is gone but his work remains. youtu.be/-2OkR35ketA

Tim Conway elephant story

From a 1977 Mama's Family sketch, episode 11.7 on the Carol Burnett...

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#dayofexcellence. I’m going to have fun and no one is going to stop me!
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Don’t be afraid to share humor at work! I will be posting my do’s and don’ts of humor at work in 2019 and Beyond on Linkedin this Thursday. Link with me for more!
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Continuing my efforts to improve tx results for men with recurrent prostate ca after prostatectomy. Using C-11 acetate PET to identify the sites of recurrence and delivering a SIB to them while treating the surgical bed using VMAT with no side effects, rapid ablation of PSA.
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Marijuana is now legal in Canada and changing business marketing. Realtors will now say that property sales are based on location, location, marijuana.
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Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you. A psychiatrist who gives you that diagnosis is known as a “quack”.
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Thanks! This is originally from Lou Heckler CSP,CPAE!
Fahd Alhattab@FahdAlhattab10 Dec 2018
Great presentation today with @funwithtim! Great comedy and stories. Thank you for sharing your insights. "Speakers don't tell and re-tell their stories. Speakers live and re-live their moments."
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You can join a group, any group, but you don’t belong until you give. #CAPS2018
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Stress isn’t what happens to you, stress is based on your perception of what happens to you. Learn to see stressors through the lens of your Comic Vision.
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Nothing connects people faster than laughter. We all laugh in the same language and it connects us in a very deep, positive manner. timgard.com
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#ritzcarlton. The last touch point is so important in customer service. Our limo from the Ritz driver Robert F. made our airport trip very personable and special.
“Your business must be fed every day. Otherwise it cannot survive.” Dr Nido Qubein at Speakers Roundtable 2018.
Covers don’t sell books, we sell books! CSP, CPAE Shep Hyken at the 2018 Speakers Roundtable meeting 2018.
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