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Use to have class, got bored and dumped it. Built me an institution.... Now I can school you.
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined May 2012
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Funshaw retweeted
Baba Kumuyi just left Pakistan; it is on his X page
Pastor Chris has filled stadiums in India for several days for the past three to four years
There is no nation where the glory of the church of Jesus Christ is not evident
France sood still for the pope yesterday
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LT. GENERAL W. SHUAIBU
THE BUSH COLONEL
A proud Kogi son. An Amour officer, A gentleman in appearance, calm in his demeanour, but a rugged and gallant combatant in heart and spirit.
Long before he became the Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. W Shuaibu had already built an impressive operational record across Nigeria and international theatres.
His operational experience includes:
• Operation Harmony IV
• African Mission in Darfur (UNAMID)
• United Nations Mission in Liberia (UNMIL)
• Operation Boyona
• Operation Zaman Lafiya
• Operation Lafiya Dole
• Operation Lake Sanity I & II
• Operation Desert Sanity
• Operation Tura Takaibango
• Operation Hadin Kai
It was during his years as a Colonel, shaped by extensive field and combat experience, that the name “Bush Colonel” became associated with him.
The name was fitting.
Behind the gentle face and composed presence was a soldier forged by the realities of the field. A commander who knew the bush, understood the pressure of combat and had spent years operating in some of the most demanding theatres of Nigeria's security challenges.
His Northeast years further cemented his reputation as a field commander, serving through major counter-insurgency operations and leading troops in one of the Army's most challenging operational environments.
From the bush to the highest command.
From Colonel “Bush Colonel” to Lieutenant General and Chief of Army Staff.
The face may be gentle.
The demeanour may be calm.
But the heart and spirit remain that of a rugged, gallant combatant. 🔥
A Kogi boy.
A soldier of the field.
A combat-tested commander.
The Bush Colonel. 🫡
May God continue to grant the COAS wisdom, strength, protection and success as he leads the Nigerian Army.
We salutes you, Sir. 🇳🇬🫡
Thank you for your service Sir.🫡
Funshaw retweeted
APC hailing themselves after moving fuel from 87 naira to 1500 and reducing it to 1496.
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Shuwa Arab ladies are among the finest women you’ll ever meet. ❤️
But if you’re a player as a guy, abeg avoid them 😂
Once they choose you, they expect loyalty, they dont share their men , and don’t even bring up issue of a second wife . 😭
Go and make a research about them.
As a 🇳🇬 soldier, I discovered something in Maiduguri that still makes me laugh whenever I remember it. 😂
I was dating Falmata, a beautiful Shuwa lady.
She would visit me regularly and somehow, she's always with a small 🔪🗡.
At first, I assumed it was for self-defense because of the insecurity in Maiduguri.
One day, I jokingly asked her “Falmata, why do you always carry this knife?”
She said “Try breaking up with me and you will understand.” 😭
Breaking up with you ke? I no dey mad! 😂
That same week, I quickly applied for a course in Lagos.
My love for Falmata was strong, but my love for life was stronger. 😭😂
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Ogun: $7 Billion Deep Sea Port.
Ondo: preparing its own Deep Sea Port, billions of dollars.
Lagos: Lekki Deep Sea Port already working.
South West is connecting itself to the world.
South East what did we get?
They repackaged the OLD First Niger Bridge built since 1965, poured asphalt on it, painted it, and called it a project.
No Deep Sea Port in Igboland.
No functional international cargo airport.
No railway connecting our industrial hubs.
This is not development, this is deliberate economic strangulation.
One Nigeria cannot be "your region gets $7 billion port, my region gets asphalt patching."
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A married man is in my DM.
"Àgbà, I am suspecting that my wife is cheating."
Then I asked him why he came to that suspicion.
He said that they have been married for almost 2 years (no kids yet), and that he has never cheated on his wife since he married her.
He traveled for almost 2 months, and never slept with anyone.
And that since he married his wife, he has never perceived an awful smell coming from her vagina.
He returned 5 days ago, and when he wanted to meet with his wife, he said the smell that he perceived took him by surprise.
He felt may be it was one of those "unhealthy" times, but 2 nights ago, same experience.
He said that he also observed something.
His wife was clean shaved.
Something he had never seen since he married her. She had always done trimming, not completely shaved.
He could not complete the sex of two nights ago because he wasn't comfortable with the smell.
But his wife acted less concerned about it, and just turned her back ans slept off.
That's why he is in my DM to complain, because everything seems strange to him.
He's 35 and his wife is 26.
My people, the floor is yours.
AJD.
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🚨🔵I’m still wondering how Chelsea pulled off that final win at a noisy Allianz Arena with so many key players missing. 🤔
Bayern were playing at home, the pressure was massive, and Chelsea had to deal with suspensions and injuries.
But somehow, the Blues refused to die.😅
The Munich Miracle. Forever unforgettable. 🔵
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Man City officials are very funny individuals. They are still claiming that they are innocent and have enough evidence to back up their claims.
So, they have enough evidence and yet refused to cooperate fully with the auditing panel.
They are just whining their fans. Lol
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🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Gary Lineker never received a yellow or red card in his entire career while playing 650 games for club and country.
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In a world where
- Florian Wirzt costs 150M
- Isak cost 120M
- Barcola 130M
- Antony 100M
- Caicedo 120M
- Enzo Fernandez 120M
- Declan Rice 100M etc
Take a wild Guess who much the most dangerous striker in the world Erling Haaland costs??????
Funshaw retweeted
'Thank You, Benjamin Netanyahu, For Speaking For Persecuted Christians While Shettima at UNGA Failed To Speak On How Islamist Terrorists Butcher Nigerian Christians But Was Able To Speak For Palestinians,' Rev. Ezekiel Dachomo parallelfactsnews.com/benjam…
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Pan-Africanists are and have always been right about everything. It's really just as simple as that.
Whether you have the moral fortitude and intellectual humility to haul yourself over the 60-metre high obstacle that is your own petty ego is another matter entirely.
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I just saw a video where the guy was wearing noise canceling headphones and they ask his “girlfriend” what secret she keeps from him
She says she’s a triplet and they’ve all been dating the same guy and he has no idea.
She goes on to say “she in particular is repulsed by him” but since her other sister likes him, she’s forced to carry on with the act. Right as she’s saying that, he blows her a kiss and she actually smiled🥹💔
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That’s how mentally deranged people will be giving believer’s visions and even pastoring them and they will be too blind to see that making sense of the vision of a mad person is a long prison sentence
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Today they say she will be operated upon that it is complicated typhoid fever after so many back and forth. I have paid selling my laptop iPads and play station at a giveaway price. Now I'm anxiously praying and waiting for feedback from operating room. This is not life
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🚨 Manchester City CEO Ferran Soriano says “the whole Premier League case against us is based on a single false accusation”.
Also added “the independent commission issued an opinion that supports the Premier League's conspiracy theory”.
Full statement ⤵️
I want to share some information related to the ongoing disciplinary process between Manchester City and the Premier League. A document has been made public with an opinion of the Premier League commission that is negative to our interests. I want to explain exactly what this is, the next steps and how we are going to continue to defend the club and finally be vindicated in this process.
This has gone on for so long that it’s important to remind ourselves that the whole Premier League case against us is based on a single false accusation—that the owner's personal money was somehow and secretly put into the club via some sponsors from Abu Dhabi. This is just not true. Irrefutable evidence has been provided to the Premier League commission that shows it could not happen and that it did not happen. This includes bank statements, money transfers, witnesses and everything necessary to categorically demonstrate the money did not come from the owner.
Every other false charge that has been thrown at us and aggressively marketed and promoted comes from that simple, central, and completely false accusation.
Surprisingly for us and for our lawyers, after nearly two years, the Premier League commission has issued an opinion that supports the Premier League's conspiracy theory. To do so, the opinion had to actually ignore the extensive evidence provided by the club in order to reach a conclusion that is clearly wrong.
Our lawyers will now file an appeal that sets out that the opinion contains clear material errors of law, principle and fact and it is unsafe.
Remember we have been here before. In 2020 we were also wrongly ruled against for many of the same issues.
We appealed to an independent body in CAS and we won. We will now be relentless in our work. We will focus on the independent appeal process and also all other legal avenues available to us in order to win the case.
And we will take all necessary action to protect the club and seek compensation from any party that tries to damage it now and in the future.
I know this can be a bit of a distraction. But please remain focused on our business and taking care of our extended city family as we always do.
Please follow the normal protocols in referring to fan, partner, and media inquiries. Very soon, we will look back at this and recognize it as another time in our history when we dealt with adversity and overcame it together. Thank you."
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Come here and laugh at "tOmaTo fActOry gUy" if you dare.
First you laughed, now he's shut you up, then you go back and look at your stupid, small self in the mirror and realise you need to clean your room.
Ibrahim Traoré is not your mate!
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🚨🗣Zidane: “I submitted my CV to Chelsea, but they weren't interested in a manager with my profile. Chelsea will dominate Europe, but only with the right manager. Xabi is going to do his best if the Chelsea board allows him to.”
