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Samantha™️🫐

@funkmasterjedi

Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more. #LGM ✡️

 New Jersey, USA
Joined November 2011
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Whatever. This happened. #Gallavich
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I’m gonna call it quits for a while. In the wake of last night I think my mental health will be much better off if I don’t take part in the endless (and justified) doom cycle. I love you guys. Take care of yourselves and the people who deserve it 💙💙💙
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America is a piece of shit
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Going to bed bc I’m gonna be sick and I can’t take anymore
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Truly making me sick to my stomach #msnbc
Samantha™️🫐 (@funkmasterjedi) profile pictureSamantha™️🫐@funkmasterjedi6 Nov 2024
Steve Kornacki is scaring me
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Steve Kornacki is scaring me
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Are we all prepared for this to take until at least Friday?
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Now what do I watch until spring training? #WorldSeries
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I got spoiled for this weeks #GBBO
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Who cares
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@GatewayArchSTL28 Oct 2024
🎉 I’m officially 59 years tall today! 🎂 On this day in 1965, I was completed, and I’ve been arching over St. Louis ever since. Thanks for 59 incredible years, and here’s to many more! #GatewayArchAnniversary
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Asking @StevenACohen2 to open a brick and mortar @mets clubhouse shops in the city, please.
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lol… 😭
Samantha™️🫐 (@funkmasterjedi) profile pictureSamantha™️🫐@funkmasterjedi1 Jan 2024
Happy New Year to the 2024 World Series Champion New York @Mets
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They just weren’t gay enough #mets
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Oh welp 🫤 #mets
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stfu
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@MLB18 Oct 2024
Everything is coming up @Mets tonight 😳 #NLCS
A screenshot of the Dodgers vs. Mets scorebug at the end of the 4th: Dodgers: 2 Mets: 10

ALT A screenshot of the Dodgers vs. Mets scorebug at the end of the 4th: Dodgers: 2 Mets: 10

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Next times Pages comes up aim it for his nuts #mets #nlcs
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Oh no they’re gonna make me believe 😭😭 #mets
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