Father to Azra, Zayn. Married up to Zilla. Least interesting person involved with @impellentvc. Part warrior, part monk. A bias towards action. Seeking alpha...

Joined November 2010
This piece, more than any I've read, nails what we do at Impellent and why we think we're a bit different - told from a vantage that surrounds Tariq's joining the firm. Beautiful prose, to boot. In any case, have a read if there's an interest. Great storytelling.
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I have very weird friends.
Hit $5M in sales this year and I'll eat a bowl of dog food I said... "why dont we start off the year with a marketing campaign" they replied... sometimes you gotta eat your own dogfood.
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The amount of bridge rounds in market right now is not surprising considering the fallout of 2020/21, but yet all the same is still breathtaking in sheer volume.
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Focus on your winners is such BS VC advice. You make your name and rep working with founders in tough situations, and things can really turn around. If they don't, these are the founders who will build the next great comapny.
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Recipe DMs from your fav creators now include shop the recipe. More coming soon. 🚢
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This is a funny tweet.
This whole debate about where you need to be to build a startup is silly. Can't we just agree that you can create a great company from anywhere as long as you're determined, have a bit of luck, and are in the bay area?
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V6 - actually help founders, have them tell other founders, repeat
VC strategies over years V0 - hang back on Sand Hill wait for founders V1 - blog, tweet, post V2 - full stack media business V3 - value added services V4 - dinners, summits, events V5- AI, outbound sales machines? What's next?
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Fees for Returns, or Returns for Fees. The Two Types of ‘Venture’ Investors and Which You Want on Your Cap Table…
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Cool, FTX. Now do BlockFi.
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“Could @patented_ai’s technology have prevented the Apple Watch ban, saving billions of dollars in lost revenues and litigation expenses?” @Wayne's provocative question about one of the biggest tech IP lawsuits ever & has a compelling solution for Apple. blog.patented.ai/posts/is-th…
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Big things happening @ImpellentVC
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Running out of money is not a fundable milestone.
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Shoutout to @jabbawy and GrocersList for helping me find new recipes to cook for the family while on my work hiatus. Pastina soup on the menu on a snowy New England day.
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Which one of you psychopaths has your @eightsleep on greater than +/-5 setting at night? Fess up.
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End of an era. Thank you, coach.
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I don't know random pizza sounds pretty intriguing...
Hot take: NO ONE actually wants AI to: 1) Book their vacations 2) Order a random pizza 3) Have access to their bank account Why are we creating tech no one wants?
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This is the correct take. Buncha assholes yelling at people and other assholes cheering them on, mostly.
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Philip H. Beauregard retweeted
Excited to launch our SAAS for recipe creators. The market has exploded, but they're cobbling things together that weren't built for them. Jumping back into B2B with a freemium offering built exclusively for recipe creators. Grow, engage + monetize a recipe audience. Never been so excited. Live in a few weeks.
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Carta shouldn't have done that. It's a massive breach of corporate ethics. The CEO shouldn't have responded the way he did. A little contrition goes a long way. If you fuck up, apologize and do something about it. Now his fate is up to the furies. C'est la vie.
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