@fun_mack

take it easy on me (alt @lite_mack)

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Joined September 2011
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Me and the homies all got matching bumper stickers of our cult favorite USA Network sitcom premier of 2006
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BREAKING: Yodas are a real thing, at least four spotted outside Las Vegas (sources)
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Trump went to china too xitter.cf/i/events/1554253510727…
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For sale: shoe baby, never baby
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If you have tits and a pussy they pretty much give you a free pass to go in the women’s bathroom whenever you want
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When he white and you something else
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Why not a pacific northeast?
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It wasn’t a suicide attempt I was just trying to see if I could shoot myself in the head without dying
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And it worked
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I’m not gay but I think it would be cool to have a strong handsome boyfriend
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What does a guy have to do to get a damn window unit 🥵
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Updating to Tosh.1
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Layup 💰
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They already started celebrating 4th of July in China
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Omw right now be there at 12:30
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*watching porn* woah this guy has the same thing I have
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You think you’re tough cus you kicked my ass one time? Bro I get my shit rocked every fucking day. You’re nothing but a footnote to my extensive list of assailants and tormentors.
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Costa Rica on some feminine shit talk to me when u Costo Rico
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Whatever the dentist decides to do to my teeth is none of my business
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