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He/Him. Makes books for Wonderbly.

Bexhill
Joined July 2008
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Absolutely typical. Sent the eldest out to buy a door handle and he's come back with Jacob Rees-Mogg instead. Useless.
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Trying to interest Spotify in a new project called the Joe Röntgen Show, in which every episode consists of drug-addled bros taking X-rays of each other for 3 hours, and offering tips for improving their skeletal health.
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because it's the weekend, and I clearly have too much time on my hands I present Battle of the Brontës, the rpg about dismal weather and incredibly talented sisters
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Replying to @PaulBrandITV
"Prime minister you have broken the law and should resign" " lol No" "Okay moving on"
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Dear Mogg Did you see me?! Striding down the street with the Zominsky chap. I was Alexander on the day he defeated Hannibal. And did you hear me on about lions and roars and stuff? If that doesn't wipe out the memory of Party-bloody-gate, nothing will. Oratorio testiculo Boris
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that fucking bacon sandwich, man 😭
Conversion therapy for transgender people should be banned, says Ed Miliband, adding "trans people face incredible barriers and stigma in our society... we have to treat them with the respect they deserve". trib.al/9xcxYE3 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233
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'not something i thought i'd ever have to consider in detail' feels v much like this govt's approach to everything from Brexit down tbh
Quite revealing Boris Johnson comment on trans issues: “This is something that frankly for people like me, it wasn’t something I thought I would have to consider in great detail. These are novel concepts, we’ve got to be clear about that.”
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Me: I really wish Twitter’s board members actually used Twitter. *finger on monkey’s paw curls* – at San Francisco, CA
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the first royal mint nft has been revealed
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Cis woman here with trans and non-binary friends and colleagues, and in case it wasn’t bloody obvious #JKDoesntSpeakForMe.
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I’m laughing but the government will supplement this money before they let these schools fail because god forbid their kid have to attend a local comp
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh
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Time was - not so long ago - when Johnson cheered the oligarchs on and positively urged them to use London courts to put money in the pockets of lawyers
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1/ I see the "we poked the bear with a stick" line a lot, including from people far smarter and more moral than this... creature. As you all know I love elaborate analogies, but I don't think this one is accurate or helpful. I'd like to talk about why. 👇
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pals, Sadiq Khan has been elected *by* the people and you lot applied for jobs, went through an interview process, and work *for* the people so respectfully stfu
NEW: Following a meeting of colleagues today, The Metropolitan Police Federation has declared it has no faith in London Mayor Sadiq Khan. See our full statement: metfed.org.uk/the-metropolit…
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If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful
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Always limit your global variable changes.
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Here is why our political culture is fucked. Christian Wakeford was parachuted in to Bury South in 2019. He only won the seat by a couple of hundred votes despite a media campaign to convince people that any Labour activist coming to the door was an Antisemite.
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Delighted to announce my new book critiquing gamification YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED will be out Sept 20th, via @BasicBooks! I've spent the past three years researching how games are being harnessed as instruments of exploitation – and this is the result. basicbooks.com/titles/adrian…
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To put it another way, that's substantially more than the £3.2bn a year the BBC gets from its licence fee income.
Treasury writes off £4.3bn of public cash stolen by Covid fraudsters mirror.co.uk/news/politics/t…
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The BBC is one of very few things we sincerely should feel national pride for. It’s unique, has contributed so much to shared culture, education, unity, and is appreciated and respected all over the world. A very sad day.
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