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Absolutely typical. Sent the eldest out to buy a door handle and he's come back with Jacob Rees-Mogg instead. Useless.
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Trying to interest Spotify in a new project called the Joe Röntgen Show, in which every episode consists of drug-addled bros taking X-rays of each other for 3 hours, and offering tips for improving their skeletal health.
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because it's the weekend, and I clearly have too much time on my hands
I present Battle of the Brontës, the rpg about dismal weather and incredibly talented sisters
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Replying to @PaulBrandITV
"Prime minister you have broken the law and should resign"
" lol No"
"Okay moving on"
Dear Mogg
Did you see me?! Striding down the street with the Zominsky chap. I was Alexander on the day he defeated Hannibal. And did you hear me on about lions and roars and stuff? If that doesn't wipe out the memory of Party-bloody-gate, nothing will.
Oratorio testiculo
Boris
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that fucking bacon sandwich, man 😭
Conversion therapy for transgender people should be banned, says Ed Miliband, adding "trans people face incredible barriers and stigma in our society... we have to treat them with the respect they deserve".
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'not something i thought i'd ever have to consider in detail' feels v much like this govt's approach to everything from Brexit down tbh
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Me: I really wish Twitter’s board members actually used Twitter.
*finger on monkey’s paw curls* – at San Francisco, CA
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Cis woman here with trans and non-binary friends and colleagues, and in case it wasn’t bloody obvious #JKDoesntSpeakForMe.
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I’m laughing but the government will supplement this money before they let these schools fail because god forbid their kid have to attend a local comp
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Time was - not so long ago - when Johnson cheered the oligarchs on and positively urged them to use London courts to put money in the pockets of lawyers
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1/ I see the "we poked the bear with a stick" line a lot, including from people far smarter and more moral than this... creature.
As you all know I love elaborate analogies, but I don't think this one is accurate or helpful.
I'd like to talk about why. 👇
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pals, Sadiq Khan has been elected *by* the people and you lot applied for jobs, went through an interview process, and work *for* the people so respectfully stfu
NEW: Following a meeting of colleagues today, The Metropolitan Police Federation has declared it has no faith in London Mayor Sadiq Khan. See our full statement: metfed.org.uk/the-metropolit…
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If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful
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Delighted to announce my new book critiquing gamification YOU'VE BEEN PLAYED will be out Sept 20th, via @BasicBooks!
I've spent the past three years researching how games are being harnessed as instruments of exploitation – and this is the result. basicbooks.com/titles/adrian…
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To put it another way, that's substantially more than the £3.2bn a year the BBC gets from its licence fee income.
Treasury writes off £4.3bn of public cash stolen by Covid fraudsters
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