Show me a money market fund that does this Or a savings account $SATA trading at $92.60 And before the fanboys start with the Orwellian double speak "Saylor never said that", "Matt Cole never said that" Let's review the evidence: Strive CEO Matt Cole, in a March 11 2026 press release: “Instead of holding idle cash earning low yields in money market funds... allocate a portion of those reserves to instruments like STRC that provide strong yield dynamics while maintaining stable price behavior.” Cole, via the Bitcoin Treasuries account: “STRC & SATA are extremely credit-worthy instruments.” (it's unrated equity actually) Strive’s CRO Jeff Walton: STRC is “a high-quality credit instrument... clear advantages over traditional fixed income.” (it's unrated equity actually) Strategy markets STRC as a “synthetic stablecoin with yield,” and Saylor has compared it to a “high yield bank account.” One last thing on Strive, then onto Saylor. Strive’s own “reserve” backing SATA partly consists of STRC, a competitor’s identical instrument. So the buffer meant to protect SATA holders is itself exposed to the same risk. They are not independent. They rise and fall together. Michael Saylor, Bloomberg interview (on camera), 29 September 2025: “Everybody in the world would love to have a high yield bank account that yielded 10% or more, or they’d love to have a money market that gave them double or triple their normal money market.” Michael Saylor, from a stage in Dubai, February 2026: “When designing STRC, our goal was to create a high-yield bank account-style product.” Michael Saylor, repeated claim, February 2026: “Our goal is to provide you with a bank account that pays you 10% instead of your bank that pays you 4 or 3 or 2 or 0. That’s what STRC is.” Michael Saylor, in an AI-generated “Spinal Tap” ad, after calculating STRC’s tax-equivalent yield by state of residence, February 2026: “We created a bank account that pays 17-20% by combining digital capital with a digital credit instrument with a digital treasury company that issues securities to pay the dividend.” Yes I know the one above is difficult to believe because of the 17-20%, but go have a look, he actually said that Michael Saylor, February 2026: “How many people want a money market that pays them 10% instead of 4%? A lot of people want that.” Michael Saylor, on the record, February 2026: “You can see the idea of this is a high-yield savings account that just pays twice your normal savings account if you understand and if you believe in bitcoin.” Michael Saylor, February 2026: “There’s $18 trillion of bank accounts.” Now the reality, from the prospectuses and filings: These are unrated, sub-investment-grade, junior, perpetual preferred shares. No maturity. No right to redeem. You cannot demand your $100 back, you can only sell at market. Both have traded below their $100 par for a large part of their lives. STRC and SATA have traded around $88 to 98, not $100. The dividends are discretionary, declared at the board’s choice. Holders have no claim on the Bitcoin. It is not ring-fenced or pledged. The “coverage” and “overcollateralised” figures are marketing ratios, not liens. Both are issued by companies with negative operating income. A money market fund redeems at $1. A bank account is insured and returns your principal. SATA and STRC do neither. They are daily-fluctuating, unsecured, junior equity on the most volatile major asset, sold with the vocabulary of savings.