last time i went thru joanna’s phone i found out what i was getting for my birthday, never doing that again.

i love advent calendars

me and joanna spent 20 minutes looking for a valet at the friday market bro

can’t wait to get my own house and decorate it

dancing to tamally maak on my wedding

four winters cooked literally

im at a very chinese time in my life

i want what jim & pam have

guys would you rather be skinned alive or hangout with me?

i look good in red

ya allah guys me and joanna can’t take us anyyyyywhheeeerreeeeee we’re craaasyyy

imagine not being friends with someone for years only to find out they’re shit talking you to their new people…. 😭😭