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Joined November 2021
I’ve never tasted jollof rice this bad in my entire life. Smells like curry and banga at the same time 😭😭
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The Blacklist was so goated, after 10 seasons and 218 episodes, nobody knows who Raymond Reddington was.
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do you guys remember the stucky parody 😭😭😭
I wanna see porn with like extremely high effort cosplay
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Replying to @artless_space
Am i the only one that finds it cruel to make fun of something people can’t change about themselves
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T.I. started COOKING his son King after he pulled up to his house LIVE on Twitch with only 12 VIEWERS 😭💀 “You got 12 people in there… You could’ve did that on FaceTime.” 🤣
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Bangkok has declared all of its 50 districts as disaster zones after almost 48 hours of heavy rain caused widespread flooding.
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What spicy would be best to use to cook a human meat?
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Stay alive, we will see the housing bubble burst in Lagos.. Either because a serious govt comes in and floods the market with affordable housing, prices of construction material falls, or a serious anti-corruption drive targets real estate, or all of the above. Just stay alive, this bubble will burst one day
All the developers who built overpriced houses in Ogudu GRA are currently struggling to find buyers.
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Everything Taylor Swift said in Pink Clouding and more ❤️. (This week has drained me)
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Dakota Johnson on ‘MADAME WEB’: “I don’t remember that movie.” (Source: youtube.com/shorts/TOIIEDLZ9…)
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You enjoyed watching it so much that you saved it on your phone and shared it with your Twitter friends. So cute.
Omo! See video wey I see for TikTok😳😭
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So #they were right when they said male groups had leaders?
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Omo! Nigerians have not clocked the importance of this election. This will be your last opportunity to choose between good and bad. After this, it will go back to bad vs worse if you're lucky. The more likely outcome is that you won't even have a choice anymore. One party state.
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I'm glad you decided to wrap up your coverage at Libya instead of trying to cross the Mediterranean. That would've been the actual deadliest part of your journey. You actually wouldn't have returned. Well done.
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you don’t go to item7 with high expectations , na chow for when belle don tear. 😂😂😂
Item 7 jollof and shawarma are overhyped. I had really high expectations tbh
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Please don’t vote for hamzat ,he has nothing to offer us . Vote for GRV pleae or Funsho !!!!
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again, told you people. he wanted to do first to reach police station
Here is a screen recording of Fola's phone. She tried clicking on your account you use to flaunt your wife @trainwithmile and you've always been blocking her, why do you need to block her if she knew you were married as you now claim? @sinatraxxiii
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government officials btw “i’ve done too much work today, come back on monday” for place wey i use 4k tfare come??? he para for me i para for am back..he no believe him eyes lol i later beg sha😭 but i was just frustrated at that point..
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Here is a screen recording of Fola's phone. She tried clicking on your account you use to flaunt your wife @trainwithmile and you've always been blocking her, why do you need to block her if she knew you were married as you now claim? @sinatraxxiii
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Quite obvious from that guy’s messages he’s a nasty ass lying ass manipulator
Here is a screen recording of Fola's phone. She tried clicking on your account you use to flaunt your wife @trainwithmile and you've always been blocking her, why do you need to block her if she knew you were married as you now claim? @sinatraxxiii
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