Product Enthu 🛠️ | Chelsea fan 💙 | Documenting memories 📸

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2013
and then we wonder why stuff is broken?
Replying to @BenAdelson
just use it. we push the stuff to production behind internal flag and then use internally for days, or weeks if it's larger thing and noting issues as we see them
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yeah this is sloppy...
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why isn't the side nav bar on Slack consistent across mobile app and web app post-customization????? hello? @SlackHQ
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ChatGPT Astra naming feels a little strange.. "Astra" in hindu mythology: A supernatural, deity-presided missile or weapon invoked with spiritual power in ancient Hindu mythology. Odd, no? – at El Segundo, CA
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Camara deal collapse was a silver lining perhaps? Reggie Watson and Mahdi Nicoll-Jazuli are the two academy players most likely to be promoted to the senior team for the 2026/27 season? Up the Chels 💙 It's good to be delusional 😉 #CFC – at Beverly Hills, CA
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how do I mute the "tap and hold" trend? ruined my feed @grok help? – at Beverly Hills, CA
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when we said we wanted more experience, this is not what we meant thought we had turned a page with Lacroix signing it is now getting funny – at Beverly Hills, CA
🚨🔵 BREAKING: Chelsea lead race to sign Jordan Henderson as new midfielder, another surprise for #CFC. Henderson can leave Brentford on a free transfer and Chelsea are ahead in race with two more clubs for England international. Former Liverpool midfielder, open to the move.
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Request for a banger edit: Someone please 🙏🏼 make a EDEN HAZARD edit on Måneskin's Beggin' song I swear it will hit like crack... Chelsea Football Twitter ✨ Make it happen ✨ @ChelseaFC #EdenHazard
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Community notes are ruining the doomscrolling UX on @X If I see it pop up on a post, I just scroll past it. Only problem is... It's almost on every 3rd post.
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can we get folders to manage team documents on @linear please?
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A fellow Chelsea fan has made history today. Nicks in 5 🖐🏼 Congratulations @joshhart 🎉
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xitter.cf/i/status/2046709670354… hey, they do hear us😂
Club statement: Liam Rosenior

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Getting one step closer today I guess..
We've had to retract at least 1 generative AI feature (that we worked hard on and put a lot of thought into!) because it was too easy for people to press a button instead of doing their jobs
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On my knees for a "Club Statement" @ChelseaFC make it happen :)
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Hope today's humiliation works out for us in the tail end of the PL season wake up @ChelseaFC
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I like how Claude does not try to prohibit competition mentions...
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