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front office faye

@frontofficefaye

faye without a CFA 🚀 stop taking me out of CC i am not an assistant

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Joined February 2021
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever bought tech stocks at a discount
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rip her majesty you would’ve loved the fall of your currency
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i just cracked on at an agm so i know i need to find god
no finance bro has all 3: a hairline, carry, a marriage without infidelity
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it was a “market testing exercise” aka “we got no offers”
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need everyone to also loose 14 seconds of their life on this tiktok
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thinking of all the trian partners analysts who had to witness the peltz/beckham wedding as they were grinding on excel
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gm it’s friday so that means kick everything to the lawyers
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the mba associate is only as good as their analyst
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if you think the yield curve inverting is scary wait till you see your hairline after 2 years in banking
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Got an on-cycle pe offer but not sure what’s next? Follow these steps: 1) don’t walk, run, back to the bullpen. You should tell your parents first, right? Wrong. Straight to your post-mba associate - make sure they know you’re leaving them and their worthless degree behind
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one of my vps doesn’t know i have access to his diary and puts his dates in there
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to hard code or not to hard code that is the question
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on cycle recruiting as started
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sending your deal team member a question whilst they’re on a flight with no wi-fi to buy yourself some time on the model
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pitching to my team why i SHOULDNT get staffed on another deal
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my accountant just googled “what is a drawdown” i’m going to jail
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a reminder that if she thinks liars poker is a netflix series she’s too young for you bro
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live, laugh, send in pdf
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laugh now breakdown later
get in looser we’re going endowment hunting
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