It's cold enough to start wearing clothes under my clothes again

Looking at someone else's fucked up code... you live like this?

I didn't know how much I loved code organization until I looked at someone else's unintelligible mess. I always thought it was a difference of taste in indents or something till I saw what I saw.

Anyone else stick extra letters onto words when handwriting? I feel like my hands are butterfly keyboards. Can I get IT to look into them?

A five dollar shake seems downright reasonable now

I'm just going to say it, so far the Age of Aquarius is not living up to the hype

TIL that in Japanese, pride parade sounds VERY similar to fried potato 🥔🏳️‍🌈

When you don't update your litmus proof === wrong cover page on your TPS report SO MANY COMMENTS THAT SAY THE SAME THING!

When its a chilly, rainy day, they should shut down the whole city so we can all sleep in🌧️

Is there a way to tell your phone to just chill out for 30 seconds while you clean it? I'm not trying to open 14 apps at once pal. I just don't wanna be reminded how greasy I am every time I look at you.

I watched a little girl pump so much hand-sani into her hand and then carry it over to her mother who said "I don't want that" and went back to what she was doing. So she precedes to rub the hand sanitizer all the way up both her arms like she was prepping for surgery 😷

That dread of a new laptop and having to reinstall all of the packages that made your terminal work :(

There should be more people in my tech department who love scifi! No one ever wants to talk about the three body problem with meeeeeeee

You know a lunch spot is going to be good when the people who run it openly loath their customers.

How did I live my life without keyboard shortcuts? That's the TRUE improvement learning to code has made in my life.

I live across the way from an elementary school and they sing Old Town Road once a day on the lawn

I used to think I didn't like exercise, but it turns out I was too broke and too busy trying to not be broke. Turns out I love exercising, I just couldn't afford the clothes or the classes before I got my new job.

My best friend is Finnish and they are having a full on meltdown over Ukraine. Russia has in previous speeches claimed that Finland is really Russia too. I wonder which country will "used to be Russia" next.

Classic lifestyle inflation. I can't go back to just one