An escape pod has been obtained

Have never understood people who upgrade every year. Have had my current phone 5 years and the one before that for possibly longer.

Anyway, since everyone else is doing it... (I did this quickly in work and didn't overthink it. It'd probably change massively if I sat down and thought about it.)

Anyway, thank you @NebsGoodTakes for selflessly throwing yourself to the sharks and giving this deranged fandom a new carcass to blood frenzy over. Was getting sick of seeing them cry over the ZC movie for stupid reasons, they needed to be moved along.

The ever normal RE fans are losing their minds but they're focused on lore, character revelations, historical context of each release and replayability. None of those things matter to non hardcores. Most regular people just play a game and move on.

This is an extremely amusing list to see. It's like seeing those reviews of classic films from someone with no nostalgia for them. There's a purity to it. I also think 8 ranking so weirdly high makes sense from that PoV. It's quick and fun and looks great.

...surely not