Proudest moment of my week: A date told me that they were in math class on 04/04/2004 and I responded, correctly, that it was impossible for them to be in class that day because 04/04/2004 was a Sunday.

I’ve bought tickets for a winter vacay to South Africa. I have layovers in NYC (a few days), Dublin (12 hours), London (23 hours), Singapore (44 hours!), and Seattle. Send a DM if you wanna meet up. 🙂

This is surreal. EtymologyNerd on TikTok talking about TPoT and our influence on the increased usage of the word “vibe” through “Vibe Camps” tiktok.com/t/ZP8kbfE97/

I’m just a regular guy. I put my grippy socks on one toe at a time just like everybody else.

Choosing a career path is like hmmmmm… what kind of nightmares do I want to have for the rest of my life?

Put that thing back in the Jurassic era. This doesn’t belong in the year 2025.

Giving up on witty openers on dating apps and just asking people if they can smell ants. Would recommend.

Sister is visiting. She held up a Nirvana t-shirt while shopping. I asked sarcastically “do you even know who that is?” She responded, not missing a beat, “Yeah, it’s like a book series, right?” The look of disgust the Gen-Xer’s face standing behind her made it so worth it.

Started reading the Bible. Did you know that Abraham’s kid Isaac was 37 years old when God told him to sacrifice him? I always pictured a little kid, not a middle aged man.

Honestly, right now, I feel safer, more stable, and happier in America as a transgender person than I would as someone who is a federal employee.

Where can I do this? I want to play with the giant anteater please.

I picked a helluva fuckin year to stop being hyper-vigilant.

I’m bored and feel like I need to add an exciting character arc to my life. Any recommendations?

Don’t switch doors! By sticking with your initial choice, you have the best chances to get a new goat.