Distilled for the eradication of seemingly incurable sadness. https://xitter.cf/t.co/T8QdAbINSf

Milwaukee, WI
Joined July 2018
Busy day tomorrow. I’m making guacamole
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Never a doubt 🥹
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The Play. Speed Kills.
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the freakiest person you know probably wears glasses.
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It was the great modern philosopher Van Lathan who once said
3 minutes of Michael Jordan talking > anything Lebron has done in 20 years. He has you hanging on every word. You could listen to him just talk for 30 hours straight.
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tAp aNd HoLd tO LoAd tHiS iN 4k
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Two Old Men, by Francisco Goya, 1820-23, 📸 by Gregory Shamus
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Mount Rushmore or TV Show Characters. Who wins?
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I killed your father @jessicaalba come beat me up now please
Be honest, this trailer makes you more than a little scared of Jessica Alba. Trigger Warning premieres June 21!
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Elon you’re an insufferable pussy I am going to off myself even harder
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum they raised me
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Rec league stats from last night: -L (54-34) -8 points (3-4 from the field, 0-1 from 3, 2-2 from the line) -1 assist (no look dish) -2 boards -4 fouls -screamed “and 1” 6 times -called a dude wearing a handband a pussy (he proceeded to dunk on a dear friend) -8 gallons of sweat
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.@stavvybaby stops by the kitchen to whip up a healthy salmon What’s For Lunch ep 2
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Episode 1 of What’s For Lunch- feat. @BMarshall
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Spotify wrapped but for YouTube videos you watch coked out at 3 am
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Outing yourself as an Apple Music user is more brave than outing yourself as gay
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Mount Rushmore of Chicago Bars
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