reading carver's "what we talk about when we talk about love" and its kinda stupid because the entire book addresses how we dont talk about anything when we talk about love
not a big fan of the orange stripe on the indian flag. kind of an eyesore. the other colors are perfect though
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Same guy who is excited for that warbling goose doofus's concert film is probably just itching to clock out of their woman-coded email job to watch You Can See Everything at some shitty urban theater that has like 12 squeaky seats
ajumma sitting on the bus next to me is margin financing trading atm calls on an sk hynix leveraged etf while pulling off a bucket hat. balls of steel
It hurts not being able to tell some of your artist friends that their art is shit. But they’re good people so id still like to be friends with them. But your art is really shit man its wild
giving myself to diarrhea to support women going through their periods. is it a similar experience? i don’t know. But my body feels weak and my flesh feels fragile. maybe we can only find common empathy there
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I genuinely despise Indian politics. The fundamental political issues are not things like "should we raise or lower taxes?" or "how shall we encourage manufacturing?", it's literally all "does my caste or your caste get the government jobs?". It's all so futile.
when youre really sick and all your thoughts are arranged like youtube shorts. youre dying. from the back theres a shout, “vivaldi!”🗣️. it was montreal all along. time to date your government mandated they/them clown
i can see my dads eyes wistfully remember chewing khat with yemeni oil traders in the mid-2010s every time he reads the news. and yet he has the gall to ask his son where he gets his bushwick from. its the sins of the father, dad. it’s the sins of the father.
[seething and coping incel voice] the guys who write beautiful prose get all the ladies. that’s quite unfair
MODERN COMEDIA DELL’ARTE:
- guy who does a trump impression
- guy who speaks like tony soprano
- guy with a great chinese accent
- guy with cameron winter voice
- you dont know
i live in the grey zone. i listen to slacker rock but i have an office job. i say things have “nuance.” i thought digger was both an excellent movie and a box office failure. call me “neutral” milk hotel because how else can i offend you today?
my beautiful editor bari weiss. my beautiful audience with peter thiel in it. my beautiful crowd of palantir employees. my beautiful art form known as humor
hey guys i am excited to announce that i will be selling immigrant third world snacks in gentrified and cute packaging to people in America. flavors include gochujang miso and garlic Parmesan. welcome to my tiktok page where i react to other people and plug my stuff in the bio!!




