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Lover of things that are blue and #sfgiants & #KCRoyals

Union Star, Mo ('lil Arkansas)
Joined February 2011
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It makes complete sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly.
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Our full 1:1 scale LEGO #McLaren 720S took over 280,000 bricks to create. Thankfully we had the crowds at Goodwood to help finish the job!
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It would be nice if women could be more considerate and leave the toilet seat up for men once in a while.
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A dolphin's nipples are located in its anus.
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"Pujols is retarded" 💀
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Drinking green tea before bed allows your body to burn calories while sleeping. Green tea also increases your metabolism.
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Old text messages, songs and photos provide a psychological window into the past. Revealing what you miss, how things used to be.
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I just went in Burlington Coat Factory factory with one of my Psh shirts and asked for a price check on it. They're giving to me for $7.99!
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RT this if you want this shirt. Gonna pick someone randomly. Good luck, spin the wheel!
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Repeating a common word over and over until it loses all meaning and sounds weird is called semantic satiation.
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Onychophagist is a word that best describes a person who bites their nails.
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The world is running out of chocolate.
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If you sleep on your right side you will fall asleep faster than sleeping on your left side.
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One hour of chewing gum can burn off the calories you gain from eating one Pringle.
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Due to international time zones, our modern day Santa Claus actually has 31 hours to deliver presents to all the children of the world.
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Justin Timberlake is the voice behind McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It!".
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My kids are color blind. We raised em that way.
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Age is just a number, maturity is a choice
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