"If someone's, like, trying to push your buttons or whatever, maybe you should just try and... and chillโ" 18 โข Multiship โข #UntilDawn #UDRP โข Parody
Blackwood Mountain
Joined August 2020
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Motivated, ambitious, active... tired.
Might give up too much for his friends. Not sorry.
Ships with Em (And chem?โShh!)
18+ in DMs only
"๐๐๐ช ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ ๐'๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ค ๐ค๐๐๐๐ช ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐ก?"
"๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ค๐ค ๐'๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ, ๐ฅ๐๐๐."
Dude, really? I suppose I'd better make sure I'm armed with the facts. What do... Cool Ranch Doritos say about me and Em?
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"What do you mean, can I handle that?" Matt chuckles. "I'm not, like, the ghost of Anthony Bourdainโbut I've got the stuff to make these spicy kebabs I showed you last week. No /standards/. Just you and me enjoying all that... spice."
Blush.
Thinks: /Mmf. Never blush, self./
"Nuggets of what?... hello, weird lady."
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"See, Chris? Emily isn't controlling compared to some people. ...Demons, whatever. This Catherine has to be a cute normal person with a rich fantasy life, like... you-know-who..."
/wait, I'm not trying to call Josh cute/
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"LookโEmily said to wash mushrooms before you cook them. So yes, wash them. I don't care if we... get wet. I told her I'd prove I could cookโthat I wasn't just this... sports... dufus."
A breath.
"Dylan, do NOT do the 'let's buy a pizza and say we cooked it'."
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If I played promiscuous, I, like, would have at least three people mad at me in minutes,* without actually havingโyou know, any actual flings.
* Coach Diaz isn't online, he technically might take hours
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!โข #MyTwitterAnniversary (...@fourpoint0bitch, I swear this is too much cheese for even me!)
// I think we're hearing the VAs tease each other in character. It's almost like it was too good to make it in...
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Why do you hate my jacket?
(...Deja vu?)
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How can I know you won't turn andโand bite me, or-or eat me? Gotta be smart about this. I mean, I die and Em would /kill/ me.
...Josh, shut up.
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Blushing lightly and grinning in that interested, yet slightly self-deprecating Matt way.
"I guess I can be 'Summer Beefcake the Second', madam," he allows, rubbing his neck, "butโthere's more to this guy than just being a... lean, mean, defensive-play-callin' machine." >
