“Why would you consider being an engineer?” “SO I CAN MAKE A FIREARM!”

“I’m going to Babbitt - with 3 Ts”

“Nothing tastier than exploiting little girls!”

“My wife is a wheelbarrow” “This lil wheelbarrow parks cars!”

“Well, I think you would be itchy too if you’re entire body was a crotch!”

“A woman who doesn’t know how to play the flute doesn’t deserve to be alive.”

“Even if it was life or death, I still wouldn’t get pegged. In fact, I would be doing the pegging!”

“You know what’s better than suicide? Taconite mining.”

“I don’t want my phone system to urinate in the corner.”

“I wear a cock ring all day.. my weird little purple wiener”

“Boogers on the wall, piss on the floor, shit in the air..” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

“I feel like if I’m in your butt, you can still ride! Y’know?” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

“Magnum is really just a baby dick. It looks like a spicket off of a Barbie Dream House!” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

“.. stretching the magnum to its limits, struggling to put it over his mammoth hog” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

“Chumming - the act of spitting chum back and forth in each other’s mouths” in a sentence “God Damnit, I can’t hear this movie because the couple behind me won’t stop chumming!”

“I want you to rummage around inside my ass.” - Unknown #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

“#talcumpowder leaves my asshole, like, so dry. I’m totally, like, going to die of mesothelioma.” - Tanya

“Do you have young children who can’t sleep because their butt cheeks are touching?” #QuotesFromAllAroundMe

“You brush your one tooth and make your day worthwhile” #QuotesFromPeopleAroundMe