26 | he/him | Just a guy trying, really | I like games, movies & laughing like a hyena | My opinions are my own 🫡 | 🇵🇸

New York, USA
Joined July 2025
If anyone I know IRL finds this account A) No you didn't and B) I'm talking about pasta haha I'm Italian waka waka gaba-go away now~!
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Seer and Prognosticator of Gobbler's Knob retweeted
she’s becoming a noble gas
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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I better not see someone dressed as "Kelly Clarkson $15 Million Bird" for Gay Halloween this year...
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They call me Doctor Worm Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm I'm interested in things~ 🎶
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This is the caliber of my dreams btw. The best dream I've ever had was one where me and my friends just went to Wendy's and hung out. I am very simple.
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Just remembered I had a nightmare the other day where I got a gift that was just *hemorrhaging* glitter and I didn't know what to say or how I would clean it up... 😖
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Seer and Prognosticator of Gobbler's Knob retweeted
Some of you guys are miserable and have awful friendships. I’m glad I’ve surrounded myself with good people in life 😂
She got so much hate for this I completely agree with her
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Enjoy the Kelly Clarkson animatronic bird jokes while you can because we all know this thing will reach its natural death when SNL inevitably has the bird as a guest on Weekend Update this Saturday
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Seer and Prognosticator of Gobbler's Knob retweeted
Glup Shittos are the only thing we have left in this crazy fucked up world
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Seer and Prognosticator of Gobbler's Knob retweeted
My wife is the greatest human being on earth, she drew it for me😭😭
I had a dream in which I was a Kyogre doing this and woke up and drank water for a minute straight but now I can't find the Kyogre version
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I'm a very boring person so I love having so many friends that invite me to do fun, zany and exciting things I'd never do on my own ☺️
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