If anyone I know IRL finds this account
A) No you didn't and
B) I'm talking about pasta haha I'm Italian waka waka gaba-go away now~!
I better not see someone dressed as "Kelly Clarkson $15 Million Bird" for Gay Halloween this year...
This is the caliber of my dreams btw. The best dream I've ever had was one where me and my friends just went to Wendy's and hung out. I am very simple.
Just remembered I had a nightmare the other day where I got a gift that was just *hemorrhaging* glitter and I didn't know what to say or how I would clean it up... 😖
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Some of you guys are miserable and have awful friendships. I’m glad I’ve surrounded myself with good people in life 😂
Seer and Prognosticator of Gobbler's Knob retweeted
Glup Shittos are the only thing we have left in this crazy fucked up world
I'm a very boring person so I love having so many friends that invite me to do fun, zany and exciting things I'd never do on my own ☺️










