pervy goon bro 💦

after the blue wave u knew u had to come home and rub that shit in ur homophobic #magafag step bros face but u didnt expect his lil dick to get hard when you made fun of him he came handsfree when u rubbed ur foot in his face nd with ur cock up his ass

ur bro sent you a vid on snap: yo dude. remember that #magafag dad that lives down the block? he came over to apologize for calling us fags, and confessed that he just wanted some younger studs to call him a faggt and make him our bitch. come over rn bro

YOOOOOO BRO LETS ALL SHOW THAT #MAGAFAG ROTC KID WHAT ITS REALLY LIKE TO SERVE HIS FUCKIN COUNTRYY

let the #Magafag in your life show just how sorry he is for having voted for trump last election… just don’t take it easy on him, he don’t deserve any holding back. that’s not what he wants anyways

a few years back my best friends came out as maga around the same time i came out of the closet. they dropped me immediately and started hangin out with the boys that used to bully us. but after the blue wave, they came out again this time as my #magafags

that one homophobic #magafag frat bro in your class knows he owes you one hell of an apology bro…. who are you to tell him no? not a bad way to say sorry for all the shit he put you through tbh

as soon as lil bro heard abt the midterm results he drove all the way to his boyfriend’s homophobic #magafag dad’s house just to show him just how great this blue wave could be for him lol

this senior #magafag had to beg the gay freshman boys he used to make fun of just last week for forgiveness after he realized their politics were always right.

the head of the polisci dept is a total homophobic #MAGAfag but after the midterms he realized how wrong he was, and how right the gay lib boys he taught have been. the only way he could show how hes truly changed was the let them all pump their fag loads up his homophobic cunt

remember bros only let the #MAGAfag in your life beg for forgiveness with ur cock down their throat

while yall still here im gunna show off more backwards hat frat bros. idrk what abt it is so hot. maybe flipping it backwards is just so performative, like u want ur bros lowk drooling and dripping precum. its so obviosly intentional, but they pretend its not, nothing faggier tbh

what its like to wake up and start ur day with a huge commie cock. not one #MAGAfag can relate lol. they missed they chance to get a dsa dick of their own, thats why they so desperate for ours brah

just look at that shit in action. bro came back to the dorm and couldnt help but laugh at his #magafag roomate trying to flick his lil clit dick. he had no choice but to whip out his new huge hog just to rub it in his face... and right up against his clit

every time u voted blue on the ballot it added .5in length nd .25in girth to ur dick. that shit doubled if the dems won the seat, TRIPPLED if you helped flip that shit the same cant be said abt a single #magafag tho. ig inches gotta come from somewhere lol

basically everyone in the frat voted maga in 24 but by the time midterms came around, they all knew their mistake.... except for one. when the brothers found out that this #magafag still voted red down the ballot, they decided to teach him a fuckin lesson

once he saw the blue tsunami midterm results, that frat bro invited me over to apologize for the way he treated me since 2024. told that #magafag to shut the fuck up and use that mouth for something useful. i left him with a blue tsunami down his throat fr

when bro came back to class after the midterms he just had to rub it in his #mgagfag teachers face. it doesnt look like teach was all too upset abt it tho lol

bro was getting sick and tired of dorming with these two str8 maga douches, always talkin bout how libs got tiny dicks... but after the midterm results came out, they each came out as #magafag to him and begged for him to choke them with his big blue dick

bro was celebrating the blue tsunami on election night when his loser neighbors called the cops abt a noise complaint. the cop walked in, but when he saw the results on the tv, he went down on his knees and begged for forgiveness like a good #magafag bitch

when bro found out his #magafag buddy voted red in the midterms, he realized that aint his friend no more. he just wants a real man to flood his maga hole