A lazy bastard living in a suit..

Joined October 2009
The most British newspaper correction I've ever seen, in the Guardian via @eleanorokane xitter.cf/eleanorokane/status/52…
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I assume the people of Clacton will also wish to bathe in vomit tomorrow morning? news.sky.com/story/1350414/p…
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@HitmanHarry180 He could bleed to death waiting for Pipe to throw!
Not a good warm up for tory conf - 2 resignations....Reckless to Ukip and Brooks Newmark for being, um, reckless
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What do you get if you cross Rolf Harris with an albino and a Muslim?
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Tony Blair on Sky News hankering after another war. At least he comes with Extremism Warning now. xitter.cf/luke_mas/status/458943… @Parlez_me_nTory
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Replying to @mrjamesob
@mrjamesob so sad to see this picture illustrating the plight of young couples
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Is it wrong to eat a Blueberry Muffin that looks just like your dog?!
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'Have you had an accident or suffered a personal injury at work that wasn't your fault?' #WorldCup #EnglandvsItaly
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That's the Boxing done...bring on the world cup!
"Give us that little ice bucket thing!" #dodgycorner
So we've paid for Sky Box Office and they've the audacity to still show adverts!? #FrochGroves2
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Good old Frank, Carl Fogerty?? #FrochGroves2
I wonder if Naz has dragged his bulk to London to give us the benefit of his old bollocks #FrochGroves2
If the Tories repeal or relax the hunting ban, they will be confirming themselves as totally morally bankrupt individuals.
Bob Crow has died aged 52. Union members have lost a towering figure who worked tirelessly on their behalf. R.I.P.
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It's true - the Queen is down to her last £1m, if you don't count the half a billion she's stashed & the £30m salary telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/…
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