@_KirkSutherland

I'm Kirk Sutherland, the Weatherfield idiot. Known for my comical outbursts, mischief making and hilarious antics.

 Weatherfield
Joined August 2012
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Chesney suffers from a disease called "ugly ginger bastard". For £5 a month you can help Chesney dye his awful hair.
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Fuck Gail Platt.
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Just spotted Eileen Grimshaw in B&M, had to leg it out the fire exit to be sick 😷
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Can I get vaccinated against Gail Platt?
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“Cocaine? Nah, never heard of it mate.” xitter.cf/LucaDivesDeep/status/1…
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This new Craig David song is shit!! 🤔
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Everyone hates cyclists! 🚴🏼🐑😂
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This is the greatest fight of all time! 😂😂😭
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Just seen a wasp off for a game of Quidditch 😳
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When the pub is calling and nothing's going to get between you and that first pint 🍻🍻
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Oh dear! Windass just ordered a margarita and Sean asked if he wanted a sugared rim! He's gone fucking ballistic!
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Has anyone ever actually answered a WhatsApp voice call or is that just an urban legend??
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#BatAppreciationDay
Your dad sells Avon
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr11 Apr 2019
Yes, it appears that you do...
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When you accidentally press view balance instead of cash only
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