Just sitting with my US state map enjoying these naturally occurring straight lines.
These happened many decades ago. A lot of years ago.
Don’t think I’ve pushed this here ….still some tickets available…
glasgowcomedyfestival.seetic…
A9.
Accelerating the project would lead to delay.
A Scottish Government Minister actually said this out loud.
Fred MacAulay retweeted
Trump appears to be unraveling live on stage
“When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that's genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There's nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory, but they always hit me. I don't bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was… So I've done something for you for you that I haven't done in 20 speeches. I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we're allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It's genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, no. There'll be a time in life where the weave won't finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it's pure genius. Hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father's brother, 41 years at MIT, longest serving professor has so many degrees, he didn't know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated. I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right. You know, that's the way it works. It's just one of those things and it's in the family and it's whatever”
Fred MacAulay retweeted
It’s the Comedy Store Players 39th birthday show this Sunday and our special guest is the fabulous Julian Clary. Come share laughs drink and cake with us. Would mean a lot if you were there. X
It’s the #GBA24 Awards. Good luck to all the nominees. You are ALL winners.
Although, as you’re about to find out……you’re not.
Fred MacAulay retweeted
Lights, Camera, ACTION 🏆
Get your dancing shoes on and let’s start celebrating the best of Glasgow’s business at tonight’s Glasgow Business Awards, in partnership with University of Strathclyde
Share your photos using #GBA24 and tag us so we can easily reshare!
It’s the final @fredmacaulay show on @GHRScotland with @ProducerMac …… so it’s a final farewell Cryptic Clue with our pals @Tunnocks
Who might this be? (Band)
Home Relocation or time for change. (3,4)
Have a guess and you could be the final name shouted out on the show!!
Good morning. Penultimate show. Penultimate cryptic clue.
So who might this band or artiste be?
100% sure….(2,5)
@GHRScotland @Tunnocks @ProducerMac
No prizes. Just the second last chance to get a mention……
Good morning. Here’s todays Cryptic Clue
@GHRScotland
@Tunnocks
@ProducerMac
Fresh Command (3,5)
Have a guess and we’ll play a track from him/her/them soon.
Fred MacAulay retweeted
Big thank you to everyone who came to @dougiedonnelly’s book launch last night - especially @fredmacaulay for hosting! My Life in Sport is out on 12 September, and you can preorder here shorturl.at/F8hdb
It’s Cryptic Clue time folks.
On @GHRScotland with our pals @Tunnocks and I’m wondering if @ProducerMac has stymied you with this?
A pair of vowels. (2)
Have a guess and we’ll play a tune from the band or artiste before noon.













