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Oh wow if you’ve been gagging to be Gareth from The Office there’s a handy piece of kit for you here PORTABLE PHONE

This will all have been forgotten in years to come, but sadly so will the USMNT. They’d done well to get many people outside the US on board, fans who have now lost any hard-earned respect for the team.

⁦@FootballCliches⁩ classic Keyes Morphs effortlessly through: congrats -> telling off -> dig up the past -> warning. Reliably sets up a post-final ‘told you so’ as our “naive English boys get schooled in the final by the wilier European heavyweights from across the channel”

⁦@FootballCliches⁩ not quite a footballer’s names in things but a clichesman’s name in a thing

Just been to watch @bellytheband and I may have just witnessed the coolest bass player in the world. Gail Greenwood has ALL the moves. In awe!

Spurs fans: 1st trophy in ages, and it’s a European one too. Enjoying the vibes rollercoaster until further notice! Levy: feelgood factor? allow me to f**k that up for you. Spurs fans: by sacking the manager? Levy: Spurs fans: by NOT sacking the manager? Levy: Spurs fans: ? Levy:

I played my top song 9 times in 2024. Have a listen. #SpotifyWrapped ah man ⁦@joetrainorjunk⁩ NOW I find out I’ve just missed you in the UK…next time, definitely! open.spotify.com/wrapped/sha…

I spent 407 minutes with my top artist in 2024. Check them out. #SpotifyWrapped thank you ⁦@BlockheadNYC⁩ for being such great company this year! open.spotify.com/wrapped/sha…

⁦@FootballCliches⁩ are we missing a ‘for my shins’ open goal here? Small shin pads: Football lawmaker Ifab has no plan to regulate shin pad sizes - BBC Sport bbc.co.uk/sport/football/677…

⁦@FootballCliches⁩ ‘footballers names in things’ in episode 2 of the new BBC drama Ludwig. What a series this is turning out to be, by the way

…big gunses nameses have already been pluraslised Guardiolum -> Guardiola Artetum -> Arteta Others include Chris Colemen and of course Erik twenty Hags