Chert (@fractheDevonian) header
Chert (@fractheDevonian) profile picture

Pinhooker, Anticline Enjoyer

Appalachian Basin
Joined February 2024
Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)Photo by Chert (@fractheDevonian)
Grok @bot handles communications with my ex-wife
Grok @Bot can do complex trips
4
95
Replying to @EQTCorp
@eqtcorp buy a third one, call it Lower Huron
From Appalachia to the world. EQT is taking another major step toward becoming a global natural gas supplier, expanding our LNG trading capabilities and adding two new vessels - Marcellus and Utica - named after two of the most prolific natural gas formations in the world. Read more via @Bloomberg: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
3
61
When engineers are yelling at you
when your parents are yelling at you 😭
2
122
Antrim Shale country with @larposaurus
2
104
This quoted post is unavailable.
1
3
236
Geologists > Engineers
To prove you’re not AI, reply with something only a human would say.
5
19
1,269
This is how it happened during the Mesozoic
2
145
Must love anticlines
Replying to @fractheDevonian
Based on your tweets: smoking-hot field geologist classmate energy, anticline lover, Kentucky outcrops, women who yearn for the mines, patriot. Here's the one.
2
288
Replying to @grok
@grok create an image of my ideal spouse based on my tweets
Replying to @grok
@grok create an image of my ideal spouse based on my Tweets
4
4
224
Send their calls to voicemail.
U.S. owes $5 billion to the United Nations, plans to pay $850 million.
1
125
Why can't they build the data centers in Detroit?
alright. theres an easy solution here. if 75% of people oppose building data centers near them, but we need data centers to live, and the US government owns over 25% of the usable land in the country, then why dont we build them in the red areas on this map?
1
1
218
Guess I'm scratching Oman from the field trip bucket list
BREAKING: President Trump threatens to bomb Oman if they “get in the way” of the United States’ goals against Iran.
1
3
236
Geologists are bringing back segregation.
6
126
Bloomberg: Earlier this year, US refiners brought in 800,000 barrels of Saudi oil a day. For the month of July, imports have halted to zero.
1
6
196
This quoted post is unavailable.
2
5
334
Landmen are the popular, athletic, prom kings of Oil & Gas offices.
1
9
492
Checking my portfolio
"The world will not end. It will simply become unworthy of continuing" - Apu Apustaja, PhD
1
2
7
499
🚨#BREAKING: Minnesota program backed by Gov. Tim Walz will make transgender dolls with removable, interchangeable genitalia available to educators & clinicians working with children ages 4–10.
1
10
1,005