if there is something more humbling than doing sober trisha yearwood karaoke, sans instrumentals, in a room full of hip teens, i have not yet found it
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i cannot get over this group of teens in skinny jeans solemnly blasting brick by ben folds. the culture of yesteryear is being MINED.
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on an island off seattle, watching someone just *now* discover the missing submarine for the first time and i would maybe kill for that lack of access to current events
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megan weisenberger retweeted
behind every hot girl is a deep childhood obsession with Greek mythology
very into these young babes today
nytimes.com/2019/04/21/world…
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how mean should i - a basketball nerd - be to the man at this dinner party who just asked me if i've ever heard of jayson tatum?
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in the last hour, i was at a very bougie open bar gallery opening at MoMA and also at the bed-stuy taco bell. we contain multitudes.
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very important to bring a book to the bar to imperiously set in front of you as a prop, while you look at your phone
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