Ballard’s Number One Quasi Superfan™️

Seattle
Joined July 2013
It took me 30 years to realize that Bob Nastanovich is to Pavement what Sen Dog is to Cypress Hill.
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Seattle area, be on the lookout.
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I hated Kinds of Kindness and was scared shitless by Civil War, yet it’s clear it’s Jesse Plemmons’ world and we’re just living in it.
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So I’m hold with Greenwood Bank. Hey @KillerMike why you got such terrible on-hold music?
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WHAT IF THEY’RE ALL THE SAME DUDE?
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Can anyone confirm whether @MaryT_Money also lives every week like it’s Shark Week? Asking for a confused Spotify user.
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I paid HOW MUCH to see @lessavyfav in Seattle this summer?! Who am I kidding… Worth every penny. #lessavyfav
Moments from the @EBallroomCamden Show #lessavyfav [London, 02/23/24] 📸IG: @charlupabalupa 🔈IG: @robynskinner7
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“Mr. Smigal if you’re nasty” @TriumphICDHQ
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Is it bad that I’ve googled “psychotic break” twice in one morning?
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DEPT OF CORRECTIONS: For most of 2023, I confused The Dirty Projectors with The Dirty Three. I regret the error.
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Picture 1: SIFF Cinema Downtown ribbon cutting with @SIFFnews Picture 2: SIFF Cinema Downtown ribbon (cute cat for scale)
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My afternoon was spent with the fine folks of @SIFFnews at the official ribbon cutting at SIFF Cinema Downtown. See you at the movies!
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Always a fine time celebrating with @SIFFnews — the new acquisition looks amazing! Huzzah to all!
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“But when you're dancing with the devil/You don't get to pick the song they play” Goddammit, that’s lyricism at its finest. @TheNewPornos win the award for best lyric of 2023. Thanks for continuing to be amazing, y’all.
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Went to a kid's birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's yesterday. Did not know the animatronic band is called Munch's Make Believe Band. Does that make for a Homicide/SVU tie-in?
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Sometimes I see a friend with one of their kids and I think, “I’m a 46-year-old divorced, childless woman. I’ll only ever know the love of a cat for the rest of my life.” Nice way to start the day!
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With the utmost apologies to Teenage Fanclub, this joke is the place where I come from.
A24 Announces They’re Done With the Emo Shit, Finally Rich Enough to Fund a Movie With Big Explosion: ow.ly/Kae550PVEJg
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Cinerama Tour Courtesy @SIFFnews August 23, 2023
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