Spare VIP ticket for @thecribs in #halifax at @ThePieceHall tomorrow night. Cheaper than face value. DM for deets
Is there any chance @paulsmithmusic is on cameo dot com ? I have a very important message I'd love him to send to a special person who needs a goodwill message.
Never have I said anything more heartfelt...fuck off 2020. Turn the light off, close the door and never come back
This is why I follow this moron...brilliant
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If you don’t stay inside I’ll come and fucking sanitise you from tongue to toosh with a hoseful of bleach, you outdoorsy twats.
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I’ve now seen tweets and Facebook posts about branches of Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Aldi, and Morrisons being ‘fully stocked’ today.
So genuinely, you now have enough toilet roll and baked beans to last you until you’re down to your last roll or tin
Chill the fuck out, and stay home!
A walk in the countryside this weekend anyone?! youtu.be/zcsLWqO0RL0 Lovely spot from @nationaltrust
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Boris Johnson prays to God that this video never makes it into the public domain. Because in his own words it shows what he REALLY thinks of our NHS. If voters saw this it would leave them in zero doubt. Of course BBC will never show voters it.
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We own TheBrexitParty.com. Farage and co have sent us a long legal letter demanding we give it to him. Well, he can have the website... for a million quid, all proceeds to the Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants (price goes up £50k a day)
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We love ya @noelfielding11 x
Yes, we had a bit too much time on our hands. So we made a gif out of your weird and wonderful wardrobe on this year's #GBBO. Enjoy.
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Let's get this in before it starts: who's going home?
RT once you've voted! 👏 #GBBO
43%Helena
21%Phil
7%Steph
29%Priya
14 votes • Final results Chris Hemingway retweeted
PRIYA: • Last but certainly not least; the #GBBO winner of 2019
• Look at that smug smile! She already knows she only has to give it a half-arsed effort to wipe the floor with these idiots
• PREDICTION - Will win the entire thing without even breaking a sweat
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I love the fake sympathy from the other bakers when someone messes up, like they aren’t secretly over the moon #GBBO
Genuinely sad to hear @The_OA has been cancelled; especially after the fourth wall demension smashing final episode in Part 2 #SaveTheOA









