The personal account of Chris Hemingway. Creative Director at LITTLE. Expect design, film, music and football related nonsensicalness

Leeds
Joined July 2010
Spare VIP ticket for @thecribs in #halifax at @ThePieceHall tomorrow night. Cheaper than face value. DM for deets
Arranging things "randomly" is almost impossible
Is there any chance @paulsmithmusic is on cameo dot com ? I have a very important message I'd love him to send to a special person who needs a goodwill message.
Never have I said anything more heartfelt...fuck off 2020. Turn the light off, close the door and never come back
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Really behind here, but, loved @claraamfo @RhiannaDhillon as the substitutes on @wittertainment
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This is why I follow this moron...brilliant
So disgusting to watch Twitter’s so-called “Trending”, where sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to make it trend. Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!
Chris Hemingway retweeted
If you don’t stay inside I’ll come and fucking sanitise you from tongue to toosh with a hoseful of bleach, you outdoorsy twats.
Replying to @Aiannucci
Can we please get a special message from Malcolm Tucker?
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I’ve now seen tweets and Facebook posts about branches of Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Aldi, and Morrisons being ‘fully stocked’ today. So genuinely, you now have enough toilet roll and baked beans to last you until you’re down to your last roll or tin Chill the fuck out, and stay home!
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A walk in the countryside this weekend anyone?! youtu.be/zcsLWqO0RL0 Lovely spot from @nationaltrust
Chris Hemingway retweeted
Boris Johnson prays to God that this video never makes it into the public domain. Because in his own words it shows what he REALLY thinks of our NHS. If voters saw this it would leave them in zero doubt. Of course BBC will never show voters it.
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Chris Hemingway retweeted
We own TheBrexitParty.com. Farage and co have sent us a long legal letter demanding we give it to him. Well, he can have the website... for a million quid, all proceeds to the Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants (price goes up £50k a day)
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We love ya @noelfielding11 x Yes, we had a bit too much time on our hands. So we made a gif out of your weird and wonderful wardrobe on this year's #GBBO. Enjoy.
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Hope none of the Members of Parliament returning "immediately" were on a Thomas Cook holiday
Let's get this in before it starts: who's going home? RT once you've voted! 👏 #GBBO
43%Helena
21%Phil
7%Steph
29%Priya
14 votes • Final results
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PRIYA: • Last but certainly not least; the #GBBO winner of 2019 • Look at that smug smile! She already knows she only has to give it a half-arsed effort to wipe the floor with these idiots • PREDICTION - Will win the entire thing without even breaking a sweat
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I love the fake sympathy from the other bakers when someone messes up, like they aren’t secretly over the moon #GBBO
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Genuinely sad to hear @The_OA has been cancelled; especially after the fourth wall demension smashing final episode in Part 2 #SaveTheOA
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