@foreverstros

houston astros-related nonsense • opinions are my own

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JV crying on the mound like that, my goodness. That made me emotional. What a player.
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Justin Verlander going out the only way he knows how, only giving up solo homers.
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In honor of Laz Diaz’s final game behind the plate (in the regular season at least) this afternoon
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whoever it ends up being, tonight solidified that the 2026 AL West winner will be the worst division winner in MLB history. Remarkable bc thats not even something that new playoff rules could alter. They’re just all that terrible. A once in a lifetime collection of awful baseball
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Jacob Lopez cumulative ERA over the last 2 seasons: 4.97 Jacob Lopez ERA against the astros in the last 2 seasons (as of 6 IP, 1 ER tonight): 2.02
jackson@foreverstros
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the houston astros when they see a lefty that throws 90 mph and has an ERA in the 6s
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the houston astros when they see a lefty that throws 90 mph and has an ERA in the 6s
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a 6-run 2nd inning for the twins against deGrom
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Tonight is why I can never quit baseball. Your team can be dead in the water, uninteresting, hard to watch, for an entire season, multiple seasons, but, when you least expect it, something magical will just conjure out of thin air.
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Lucas Spence, unconscious. Unbelievable
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I’ve seen some unbelievable performances in my time watching baseball but this is going to rank pretty high up there
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RED ALERT, RED ALERT
jackson@foreverstros
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Christian Walker against pitches “up” (upper third of the strikezone and above) that are 93 MPH and above .102/.275/.205 .242 wOBA 33% Whiff 22% HardHit since the beginning of August .000 (yes, really)/.125/.000 .090 wOBA 38.2% Whiff 9.1% Hard Hit
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Miguel Ullola and Lucas Spence may save the 2026 astros, which would have seemed impossible as soon as like 5 days ago
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WHERE WERE YOU FOR THE LUCAS SPENCE GAME
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Miguel Ullola Alimber Santa Bryce Mayer Ethan Pecko pitching staff next season will bring me joy and I look forward to that day arriving
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Lambert out of the game in the third inning, if you have a functioning throwing elbow in the greater Sacramento area, grab a blue hat you’re going in
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I’m being so serious I have no idea how they can napkin math their way into 8 or 9 innings of pitching in this game
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we tricked Lucas Spence into thinking he was still in the PCL by bringing him here
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Mike Burrows saving the astros season
Brian McTaggart
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Mike Burrows and Steven Okert are here. You never know. Correa also is with the team in Sacramento.
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whichever AL West team makes it into the playoffs
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Yainer Diaz prior to his IL stint in May .238/.255/.347 64 wRC+ (2nd worst among catchers with at least as many PA) 28.7% HardHit (2nd worst) 87.8 EV (6th worst) Since being returned from the IL June 16th .302/.338/.511 138 wRC+ (2nd best) 43.6% HardHit 89.7 EV (8th best)
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