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forest retweeted
How to fix soccer:
1. The field is fucking huge. Shrink it.
2. Too many players on the field. Limit to three forwards, two defenders, and a goalie.
3. Players should get to come in and out whenever they want. Don’t stop the game.
4. Shrink the goal.
5. Ice everywhere.
forest retweeted
I received some shocking news this week.
I tested positive for gonorrhea.
The doctor told me I can’t fuck anyone for 2 weeks.
Unfortunately, I will not be able to follow the doctor’s orders since we play against TL tomorrow.
forest retweeted
BurntPeanut is the best thing going in streaming right now and watching the rest of the community cope and seeth fills me with dark energy.
forest retweeted
Please stop forcing LPL audience to watch such Azir performance EVERY SERIES
Our eyes don't deserve this
forest retweeted
Haven't streamed in over 2 months, but i'm going live tonight for the beginning of LCK/LPL.
See you guys same place as always 🤟
forest retweeted
🔥🦃Alex Jones just posted a photo of Sydney Sweeney over his house for THANKSGIVING. Only together can they destroy the globalists once and for all and RESTORE AMERICA.
forest retweeted
The most KT way to go out, getting aced entirely AFTER giving up atakhan with a scaling comp
forest retweeted
oh cool now worlds is the worst international of the year again yippie
[OFFICIAL] The First Stand is changing format ⬇️
From 5 to 8 teams ➡️ one slot for CBLOL 🇧🇷, one extra slot for LCK 🇰🇷 and one extra slot for LPL 🇨🇳
The entire event will now be played in Bo5
via #Worlds2025 press conference
forest retweeted
I've had the discussion on stream for years during worlds.
Pretty much it goes like this.
Me : Worlds Matters the most but Domestic Titles/MSI are still really important and exceptionally difficult to win.
Chat : So you only think worlds doesn't matter when T1 win?
forest retweeted
It’s incredibly boring and kind of nauseating to watch T1 flounder all year then show up at a very flimsily formatted tournament and be declared the greatest team of the year off that. Now that MSI and domestic playoffs are so robust, Worlds feels like a bit of a joke.
forest retweeted
The reason plebs argue against double elim play-off tournaments is because Faker and T1 have never won one.
T1 Never Won Double Elim Tournament - Thorin's Thoughts - League of Legends
youtube.com/watch?v=r-zWpPP9…
forest retweeted
TES are such a pathetic team, really hard to watch them. This might be legit the worst game of worlds so far.
forest retweeted
AL gives 2 early dragons, ok, whatever, but wait it's hextech soul (riot matchfix conditional response when T1 gets the first two drags)
t1 gets third drag for free (game is already lost atp)
faker steals atakhan in an even situation (gg)
paid south korean agent Lee Seung-yong (Tarzan) "misses" smite on dragon in a situation where if he hit the smite they probably win the game
because of hextech soul AL end up not being able to do baron despite winning a 5 for 1 fight
AL is up 5k gold but losing the game (classic)
chinese community spy working for the south korean ministry of foreign affairs, Flandre, decides to get caught and then the game is lost but actually it's not completely lost and AL has a chance to win the fight but then he decides to go onto faker instead of gumayusi in this context (picture attached) because otherwise the chaebols will get him executed
guma ends up on 1 hp and he 100% would've died and they wouldn't have been able to do elder but instead he lives and they are able to and then AL lose
tl;dr tarzan south korean double agent working against the chinese government and league of legends scene
Flandre chinese double agent working against his own motherland for the south korean ministry of foreign affairs
