Finance, real estate, random musings, and various delights. Debt guy by trade. It's subjective and not advice.

Valhalla
Joined July 2011
AI pulls formulas out that I wouldn't think to use.. tf you mean "&TRIM(N111)" ???
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Yo @splashsports -- you have the worst Pick 5 interface I have ever seen There's no pick confirm / email, you side swipe across the 5 pick icons to see them (?), and there's not even a landing page to screenshot to see side / spread Devs need to do something about this
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@splashsports my Pick 5 teammate asked to see the final card. Oh wait, I can't send it to him. I can't screenshot it because you don't show a consolidated view of the 5 picks with the lines. So I have to go back and see what we picked, type it out, and text it? Pls fix this shit
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looking at it bro we gotta go ahead and get at least 10,000
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>Dusting off a model from September 2025 >5 minutes re-orienting myself "oh fuck, index rate formula is messed up" >Why the hell is SOFR at 2.96% >Realize model is running off of =Today() >Oh, it's an old curve >Oh right, we were supposed to be sub 3% by now
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I still have no idea if the "Let's Pack My Daughter's Lunch" guy is being serious or just doing a ridiculously consistent bit
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No ACL injuries during World Cup at MetLife on real grass and in less than one quarter of NFL football Jamal Adams shreds his knee lol
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3 days of savcannon (?) and now leopold 1) what
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Just wait bro, these concessions are gonna burn off bro and rents are gonna go up bro
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Guy who willingly eats and pays for hospital cafeteria food (Panera) and then complains about it
PE firms are where companies goes to DIE, as in graveyard. This is the last time at Panera. $8.99 for Mac and cheese and they’ve cut the quantity by more than half. How much oxygen do we think is left in Panera?
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Restaurants are terrible businesses everyone knows this. QSR style stuff only improves as a biz at scale and with eventual portion reduction. Hundreds maybe thousands of people bitch about chipotle portions and other public equity chains too. It's not a "PE Bad" thing.
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"That's first order thinking" gotta be in the top 3
“That’s directionally correct” - is a top 3 condescending reply
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How the hell can you get arrested for drunk driving in Wisconsin? It's encouraged, it's almost rude if you don't drink and drive there
🚨 BREAKING: Tony Romo arrested for OWI in Milwaukee. Details: tmz.com/2026/07/24/tony-romo…
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A round of applause for the beauty of parm regg
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You are going to see a significant uptick in foreclosures and DPOs happening on sunbelt multifamily assets in the next 12 months
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Here's why: A lot has been said of the 2021/2022 apartment transactions & construction of new supply in those markets, and what the significant interest rate increases did the value of the assets since then. Every asset falls into 1 of 3 buckets. 1) Dead on the interest rate hikes - those have already been foreclosed on 2) Impaired equity but still value to protect, those are putting cash in to meet debt extension tests or they sold at a loss but they moved on 3) Extremely cuspy if any equity value left, and an extremely slow bleed. A very significant chunk of assets fall into #3. The reason that it is going to happen now is because most of this stuff was financed on floating rate loans with 3 years initial term and two 1 year ext options. Because value was cuspy and equity was close to, or totally wiped out.. lenders haven't been as eager to resolve as they dealt with the stuff in category 1 where the outcome was obvious. A lot of the stuff in category 3 had situations where preferred equity recapitalized the deal in hopes that things would improve. The problem is that fundamentals did not improve, rates did not come down, expenses continued to go up. In Texas for example, taxes are now going to be applied higher than underwritten as HFC goes away. There also doesn't appear to be any near term relief in sight in the way of rates. From the lenders perspective, they already have foreclosed on stuff in category 1 and they either own it or took the pain of that and they're tired of dealing with it. For groups who still have equity and want to take another bite at the apple, they will try to negotiate a discounted pay off with their lender and recap the deal once again at a lower basis where they think the math can work.
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Facebook happy birthday messages are so classic, it's like: -2 uncles -1 aunt -1 cousin you never talk to -guy who sold weed 15 years ago -club sports coach -coworker from your first job ever
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I realize this is specifically millennial but still
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Mezz retweeted
Replying to @buccocapital
"Ahh shit man wtf, my stupid chungus carry will never vest because my entire business plan relied on refi-ing 7 turns of debt at the same sub 1% base rates when I underwrote the deal, SOFR is never sniffing sub 3%, it's fuckin over for Me, I'm gonna buy a services biz"
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