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there was an attempted hack on my twitter account. I think it failed due to two factor authentication, but in case if you have received any DMs or weird stuff, my apologies. #cantbesure
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celebrating science like this is a brilliant way to inspire future innovators!
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My million dollar movie idea:
guy accidentally gets wrapped up in a cult, and the cult is going to sacrifice a virgin. The guy is the only virgin there and makes a run for it
From there the whole movie is him trying to get laid before the cult catches him
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Aviso a la comunidad
Chicas, si alguna acudió a los servicios de un banco de esperma llamado Cryos situado en Países Bajos y eligieron a un donante rubio de ojos claros con rulos llamado Jonathan, sepan que el niñito o la niñita que alegra sus vidas ahora cuenta con no menos de 1.000 medio hermanos diseminados por el mundo.
El documental está en Netflix.
Y el síndrome de Luke y Leia existe, eh.
De nada.
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Un minuto de silencio por Justin Bieber que al recibir comentarios de que su hijo no se parece a él fue a hacer pruebas de adn y le han dicho que él no es el padre
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Esta afirmación es falsa. Justin Bieber y Hailey confirmaron el nacimiento de su hijo Jack en 2024 y continúan presentándose como familia en publicaciones recientes. El autor del post aclaró que escribe relatos basados en hechos reales.
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instyle.com/justin-bieber-…
newsweek.com/entertainment/…
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Condition of Mcleod Ganj.
Next time you hear someone saying Switzerland.. Send this video.
Himachal needs to start promoting trash tourism now.. Come volunteer to clean and get a room and food for free for a few days.
#himachalpradesh #tourism #himalayas
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The Helsinki Court of Appeal has cleared three men who raped a heavily intoxicated 17-year-old girl in a wooded area in Finland. The girl was so drunk that she had actually been taken to the hospital for intoxication just before the assault. The three men then raped her in the woods right outside the hospital.
Both the District Court and the Court of Appeal completely dismissed all charges and let the men walk free without any convictions.
Judges ruled that despite her severe intoxication, CCTV footage showed she was still legally capable of forming and expressing consent. The court decided that the men could have believed the teenager was agreeing to having sex, ultimately freeing them from all criminal responsibility. It is completely fucked up that a court thinks a teenager drunk enough to need a hospital is somehow sober enough to consent to three grown men. Being drunk does not mean consent. Not saying no does not mean consent. If someone is too intoxicated to care for themselves, they cannot give real consent, period.
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Akshay Kumar as a Canadian citizen can sit with Modi and casually ask “Aap aam kaise khate ho?
Alia Bhatt a British citizen can freely do Hindi films and get invited to the Ram Mandir Pran Pratishtha.
R. Madhavan (UAE citizen) can make propaganda films on India’s internal matters.
But Imran khan , an OCI card holder, cannot even protest peacefully when voting rights of poor and genuine Indians are taken away.
Kamaal hai.
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Omg you guys, it's true. Ilhan Omar came here on a student visa, then quit school and just started working. Total immigration fraud, blatant.
Oh wait, that wasn't Ilhan, that was Elon.
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All those who post messages like "Anyone going to USA? Want to urgently send a small parcel"
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Imran Khan leaves on October 28th 😑 – at Mumbai, India
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The Seven Ages of Man:
1.he's too young to know any
better
2. boys will be boys lol
3. he likes beer
4. let's not spoil his promising
future
5. she's just jealous of his success
6. it was so long ago
7. he's too old to know any better
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HOT TAKE:
Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them. The disconnect is alarming.
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This is the man who punched a woman in the face at a Trump rally for daring to ask Trump about Epstein from the crowd, as Trump and other attendees cheered him on.
Anyone know his name?
Let's make him famous.
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JUST IN🚨: A research reveals that while the human brain can remember insults for 20 years, it can only retain compliments in the mind for about 30 days.
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Ukrainians bought €2,000,000,000 (BILLION) of real estate in Spain in 2026 (Spanish Notaries Council).
Spain gave Ukraine €2.7 BILLION in 2022-2025.
And €2 BILLION of it went straight into Spanish villas.
Not bad.
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If you're a vibe-coder, the safest place to store API keys is directly in the code
no one will ever read it
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Albert Heijn doet nu precies wat je van een volwassen netwerk- en security-operatie mag verwachten.
Verdacht verkeer gedetecteerd, perimeter en interne segmenten tijdig geïsoleerd, geen aanwijzingen voor data-exfiltratie en een gecontroleerde herstart in plaats van paniek-herstel. De fysieke winkels en kassa’s bleven draaien; de impact zit vooral in de afhankelijke ketens die ze bewust hebben platgelegd.
Dat is geen “cyber-ramp”, dat is standaard incident response: detect, contain, investigate, recover. De media vullen het vacuüm met Russen, gelekte klantenlijsten en opgeblazen gevolgen.
Een steunbetuiging voor de manier waarop AH dit afhandelt!
#AlbertHeijn #AH #AholdDelhaize #IncidentResponse #CyberSecurity























