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john carlo macahig retweeted
this is bringing me back to one of my favorite tweets ever
i understand that my body can’t digest corn or whatever. that’s fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
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my god your older than some folks, grow a pair
Since you don’t welcome us, we don’t welcome you, either. Fair enough.
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Megan I know I’m just a quirked up emo white boy from South Carolina with $50k of debt but I promise I will do my best to give you a life you deserve
Megan Thee VS ANGEL 🪽🪽🪽🥹🥹🥹
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The NBA is back, time to call future first-ballot Hall of Famers frauds and question their legacies after losing one game to the Brooklyn Nets.
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พระเจ้าลงโทษคนสร้างหอคอยบาเบลให้พูดคนละภาษาจะได้คุยกันไม่เข้าใจ ส่วนอีลอนลงโทษชาวทวีตด้วยการทำให้ทุกคนคุยกันเข้าใจ จะได้ตีกันได้
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Yeah, PORN' MYSELF ANOTHER SHOT!!! #HELLYEAH
ALCOHOL IS PORN WATER
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Eagles zionist head of football operations tried to blood sacrifice his black QB for cap relief and a better draft pick.
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great things happening on power scaling twt
Replying to @NinjaOfPropechy
Luffy's toonforce doesn't effect Naruto because he was too poor to watch cartoons as a kid
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john carlo macahig retweeted
Overthrow the US government for Umamusme
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Where is everyone…? 🥹🥲
Don’t have the time to draw it, But imagine Taiki Shuttle was planning a huge surprise welcome party for everyone And now she’s just all by herself at the party with the saddest look on her face.
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john carlo macahig retweeted
You ask Pokémon fans what they want from a evolution of a new Pokémon and they start describing King Von
Pombon’s final evolution being Fire/Fairy is all but guaranteed. My hopes: • A stat spread similar to Swampert, 100/110/90/60/90/85 • Utility moves like Will-O-Wisp, Spirit Break, Howl, and Slack Off • A hidden ability like Fire Mane, Fur Coat, Intimidate, or something new
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this is me when i talk to a girl (I'm shy)
Roman deadass be spamming animations this got me crying
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They should built Rey Mysterio a statue in Standford when he retires.
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john carlo macahig retweeted
Saw a pretty girl and went over to talk to her but backed out at the last second
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“What if we made the new fire starter the competitive equivalent of Hitler”
Pombon’s final evolution being Fire/Fairy is all but guaranteed. My hopes: • A stat spread similar to Swampert, 100/110/90/60/90/85 • Utility moves like Will-O-Wisp, Spirit Break, Howl, and Slack Off • A hidden ability like Fire Mane, Fur Coat, Intimidate, or something new
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Sami Zayn tells Roman Reigns he understands now the things he used to tell him about being champion #WWERAW
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Someone said Aang had a master team, but Korra had two bums and a bisexual dream 😭
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i was born from a c-section never been a pussy nigga
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おきがえチュウ🎄
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I knew the Dagobah landing was staged
The Empire Strikes Back behind the scenes photo.
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