𝗜𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗰𝗶𝗼 𝗥𝗶𝘃𝗮𝘀 .ᐟ

“How do I tell my boss that his plan is one of the stupidest I've ever heard in the nicest way possible”

“I keep leaving sticky notes with motivational quotes adorn Fantastic's room! I wonder if he likes them”

“Ahhh... I remember my first gay panic like it was yesterday...” * 🍷

“Good. Keep it up.” * 👍

“We should kiss our coworkers more.”

“What a fucking idiot.”

“I just stole that idiot's sunglasses. And I have to admit, they look better on me than they do on him. Even though I can't see a damn thing.”

// waiting for a fantastic rp account to show up 🫠 but so far I'm having so much fun!

“I’m on the verge of breaking my pacifist commitment.”

“Dear God, my coworker is such a moron.”

“He’s so immature and completely unprofessional. It’s impossible to have a productive conversation with him.”