friday night lights except for instead of texas high school football it's the floor, desk, and hanging lamps I have on in my living room while watching the "diners, drive-ins, and dives" marathon on the food network
built ford tough commercial soundtracked by caribou's "home" F150 bpm amirite "can't do without" that pick-up truck money amirite
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#OnThisDay in 1999: WCW Nitro, Philips Arena, Atlanta. @blues_traveler frontman John Popper is spotted in the crowd and, for reasons best known to John Popper, appears to be eating his beer.
playin’ the cameron 2nite
for the fall installment with me
& the real bleeders band
and the special guest this week
is my buddies’ drunk
jamspace band when their
singer doesn’t show up to practice
so folks grab some 241 pizza
& brown bottle beer
for NEWTS and IVAN RIVERS
9-12 xo
beer rep came into the local establishment and gave out samples of a german-style beer that tasted like corn flakes served in a muffler buddy not all free beer is equal
me and the real bleeders have been plying our autumnal beauty every wednesday at the cameron house this month for our third annual fall installment
three wednesdays left and baby we playing some beautiful tunes with this beautiful band, see ya there
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You’re laughing.... a peacebone got found in the dinosaur wing and you're laughing....
you think yr so fuckin’ special just ‘cause yr name is john jacob jingleheimer schmidt well
guess what you stupid motherfucker that’s my name too
y’all act like you’ve been from tucson to tucumcari, but fr fr y’all lowkey ain’t even been from tehachapi to tonopah smdh
watching the fourth THREE NINJAS movie (high noon at mega mountain) and thinking “damn, jim varney, you’re better than this”










