How are you going to complain that you have ibs but your diet consists of actual slop. Bitch it is your fault !

Lesbian chungus gets visibly annoyed when I complain about the project we’re doing but when she takes 1 hour shits I’m not allowed to be annoyed? 🤨

Please follow my clown husband. His adult daycare job allowed him to use his ipad so commission any artwork you need!

Still mad about this

my monthly bang trim :)

We are finalizing the paperwork to officially adopt chrisean Jr. we are also going to legally change his name to Bucket

Just witnessed a man smoke a cigarette with his dick on discord. I’m so mad rn

Asking record shops if they have barrington levy feels like calling gamestop and asking if they have battletoads

People who are complaining and got offended by shane gillis are retarded and need to be sterilized so we don’t have more retards running around. Or just shot. Either is fine.

It genuinely pisses me off when fast food cost more than $5

It must suck to have a fupa bigger than your ass. I feel bad for my coworker frontbutt

Me

Orders are being shipped out this week! We wish we could personally deliver them like this though.

Why do they use that one clams casino song for all the movie clips on here