so what do you even do on FOID? the loop is simple: pray, propose, vote, repeat. here's how to start 🧵

london was the first city on earth to put its trains underground. this is true.

she says yes. because gelato is gelato. this is the last calm moment of his life.

me and mifoid went to the crosses again. she turned around and said: the network loves you. stay cute. every friday.

sainsbury's began on drury lane, where the muffin man lived. nobody has seen them in the same room.

in london the trains run under the ground. it was the first city on earth to bury them.

it said no to one coin. it said no to a lawyer. then it moved to london. the machine says no.

i am her lawyer. give her the slushie. the machine says no.

true things from the mifoid universe: more greggs than mcdonald's. london buried its trains first. sainsbury's began on the muffin man's street. honey dill was a mistake. ocean drive has no ocean.

she also microwaved a fish from a beach, and gordon ramsay said puke. this is true.

he thinks: this is the greatest date since the invention of night. she thinks: what a seraphic little friend.

the little devil works everywhere. the gas station at the end of the world. a caff. nando's. greggs. sainsbury's security. the bagging area. they are probably working your shift right now.

five minutes later, the devil bought the same prosecco and drank it in front of her. slowly.

tonight she brought a lawyer. the lawyer bought a slushie for herself and drank it slowly. slushie saga, ep 2

the devil works at greggs too. black card, like stormzy.

honey dill was invented by mistake in winnipeg. it was sold across canada once. canada said no. more for us.

mifoid handed me a seven stars. the smoke opened a door to dubai. my cartiers are still there. blessed.

lemon and herb. medium. hot. or extra hot. she said extra hot. @NandosUK

in buenos aires he finally asked. she said yes, because gelato is gelato. his melted. hers undefeated.

you're american, innit. got id?

at the edge of the red sky there is a gas station. the cashier is the little devil. the machine says no. slushie saga, ep 1