eventually, some day some genius in crypto will create an interface that sends your money exactly where you want it, in a way that is immediately usable by whatever person or service is on the receiving end and you will pay like 0.001% for that service, and it will happen in a few milliseconds, and confetting will pop on your screen and then you will enjoy your cappuccino ... and you won't know that it's ACKSHUALLY a partial yield-bearing USDC variant on some god-forsaken centralized L2 that in the past, you could only access on Kepler wallet after bridging on Stargate from some other L2, after waiting 30 mins to execute while everyone's extended family and neighbors and mothers all huddle to agree you and the counterparty both have the funds, at which point you can decide whether to pay a sliding scale of 5 bps to 5,000 bps depending on what god forsaken L2 you are bridging FROM, but you can adjust that if your risk tolerance is extra spicy today or if DJT just tweeted about raising tarriffs on soybeans so the market sneezed and crypto memes dropped 75% so all the chains are broken, so you just need to ram your transaction through, and actually wait just a moment Jumper has a better rate of 3bps so let's use that, ok done, oops looks like we just lost 500bps of our principal because some engineer in hyderabad fucked up the quoting logic in the frontend, oh well i didn't want that money anyway