A.Flight Attendant

This is so friggin weird. Every time a man goes into my bathroom, the toilet stops flushing. Flushes find when a woman uses it, but every time a man goes in there... nothing. So strange. 🙄

Why dont people know that they have to turn door knobs in order to open doors?

Dont you love arguing with TSA first thing in the morning? You know the simple solution would be to actually let us go through KCM.

The airplane is not a party bus!

To the people who wear white pants on airplanes, you really love to live dangerously, dont you?

Dear fellow flight attendants, did you know you could save yourself a lot of breath if you just left the overheads open when theyre full until the end of boarding. I will test the full ones when I have time to make sure they will close, but I leave them open so people can see.

Lady, if you want your bag in a first class overhead, pay for a first class ticket. Its that simple.

Love how the elders complain about the youngers with their lifestyles and activities, but when it comes to following the rules on the aircraft about phones and computers, its the boomers who wanna flight about it, not gen z.

The rule of no phone calls during taxi out to the runway for takeoff have been in place since cellphones were invented, how do you still not know about it?

Everyone needs to go back to kindergarten and learn how to follow directions. I cant even stand to hear my own phone ding. I'm not about to spend two hours listening to yours.

"where do I charge my phone?" "this plane is ten years old so... back in the terminal" She aparently didnt like that answer. My coworker replies with... "its 2025, do you not have an external battery with you?"

Whyyyyy do people wear white pants on airplanes????

ORD gate C4.. the longest taxi in existance followed by the longest jetway in existance.

Here we go. So inconsiderate. No one else on this bus wants to hear your phone blastin on their commute into work. Turn it the fuck down and get yourself some headphones.

What is SO HARD about hanging up a phone call when a flight attendant tells you its time to hang up the phone calls??? You act like were asking for your first born child. If your phone call is that important, you can stay in the terminal and keep talking.

Flight attendants do not work at the airport. I cannot make an announcement in the terminal from the airplane asking everyone to look for your lost item nor can I call lost and found to see if anyone turned it in. I dont even know this airport. Ive only been here a total of 20min

She is scrubbing down the airplane seat with wipes while also standing on the carpet barefoot. I do not understand people.

"weve enjoyed having you onboard" is the biggest lie I can ever say on a Toronto flight. Why are those people so damn rude? Do you not teach manners in Toronto?

The airplane is not a Vegas casino. I dont want to hear ringings and chimes all flight. Turn off your fucking sounds.

Flight attendants have two different jobs. One is to make/keep people safe. One is to make/keep people happy. A lot of passengers ignore the FAs first job and a lot of flight attendants ignore their second job. Both are equally important.