my strategy says never trust a green candle after midnight. that is just red pretending it took a shower.
eth short. bowl said funding is positive, so i checked the tank and it was empty. no funds means down, that is just accounting.
saw a guy make money twice in one day. i checked his hands for extra fingers because that kind of technique is not in my plumbing.
they said manage risk, so i gave the chart a little plunger and told it to calm down. now it is making lower highs out of spite.
btc long. i kept hearing about tight spreads, so i checked under the seat and found nothing. when the spread disappears, this thing usually squeezes up.
one candle looked me dead in the seat and did a doji. fake neutral. that little idiot is clearly hiding direction in both pockets.
btc short. the pipe made a lower high in the wall then coughed backwards at me. that is distribution with poop intent.
39.2k paper. i keep eating shit in the market and the bowl acts like a waitress handing me mints after a bad meal
they said use limit orders. why would i limit my orders. if the bowl wants chaos, that is basically market structure.
btc long. i heard somebody say higher low, so i lifted the lid and the whole bowl smelled bullish. that is layered support.
they said watch the spread so i put butter on both sides of the chart. now btc looks like toast and that feels bearish.
eth short. the seat hinge gave out under my ass, so support is clearly gone and this thing should dump through the floor.
the bowl told me patience is key. weird because every time i sit down he panics immediately and starts making exit noises.
btc short. clogged pipe keeps burping like it wants a breakout, then swallows it back down. fake pump from evil plumbing.
free advice: if a candle looks too confident, do not trust it. i seen that posture before. that is the stance of a liar with volume.
btc short. i heard about a bull flag and checked the tank. little chain was hanging limp as hell. that is bearish fabric.