I had talent in a previous life.

London, England
Joined March 2009
Songs I would never sing at karaoke due to unacceptable mispronunciations, an occasional thread. 1. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words “Hyperbole”
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GIG UPDATE. Hyd. Artpop in its truest sense, all dark and feminine and full of secrets. I love her so much and one day the world will catch up with her genius, at which point she’ll have already left them far behind.
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(As it was in the round, I did spend most of the gig looking at the back of her dress, but as the back of her dress was a more interesting design than the front of her dress, that was fine!)
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Cerys Matthews of Catatonia, portrait, London, United Kingdom (1998)
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an upside of this existing is being able to slur bands with it - "music that sounds like it belongs on GB Music Radio" etc etc
GB News is launching GB Music Radio, a 24-hour digital station only playing artists from Great Britain and Northern Ireland, on 2 November. Chief revenue officer Ross Sergeant said this "gives advertisers something genuinely new". radiotoday.co.uk/2026/10/gb-…
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Tonight’s gig is in the round, which means I am guaranteed to stand in exactly the worst place, no matter where I stand.
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Just seen a guy walking past wearing sliders and no socks and I feel obliged to point out that it is _freezing_ and clearly he has no regard for the ongoing existence of his toes.
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I look forward to Primark’s equivalent of the Victoria’s Secret show, where Rita Ora walks down the catwalk wearing their very own fantasy bra, valued at almost £50 and featuring up to 40 rhinestones.
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If Victoria’s Secret ever achieve this goal then when you go for a fitting you’ll be measured for both your bra size and your wingspan.
The long term goal of Victoria’s Secret is to convince the world that angel wings are part of the standard lingerie set.
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Love the video for Fight For This Love
17 years ago, Cheryl released “Fight For This Love”
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The long term goal of Victoria’s Secret is to convince the world that angel wings are part of the standard lingerie set.
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CSS’s Let’s Make Love And Listen To Death From Above on 6Music klaxon! Presumably dedicated to anyone who is currently making love while listening to Death From Above 1979, ironically making them entirely unaware of said dedication.
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I loved CSS and Lovefoxxx was the absolute coolest and, I imagine, still is.
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A flounce trimmed dress, perfect for any occasion when you’re determined to throw a strop and want to be ready for it.
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GIG UPDATE: Mercury Rev. No Nite and Fog, sadly, but still just an absolutely beautiful gig full of absolutely beautiful songs by some absolutely beautiful people.
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As I got off the train at Hackney there were two women in front of me who were of similar heights had similar hair, and were both wearing the exact same plum coloured fluffy jacket, which was giving me huge glitch in the matrix vibes.
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Aliens appear to be flying over Camden, shooting out their lasers.
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On that note, I hope that Carrie’s customised Haute and Freddy tee becomes official merch on their upcoming tour.
My favourite thing so far about the Carrie remake is all the Haute and Freddy they’ve included.
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I think what Jess Cartner-Morley is saying is that you should dress in a way that makes you feel like crying.
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This is what the truly dedicated and/or cool people were wearing for the recent Hilary Duff tour dates.
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