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haha terrific

 St. Paul
Joined January 2010
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I am distraught when doctor van helsing has given my fiancee lucy the diagnosis I feared most, that she has become the devil's concubine, but I am grateful for his help
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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The joke here is that he’s currently on bail awaiting trial for 7 counts of rape and sexual assault involving 6 different women, and here is on stage with multiple senior government officials.
Acyn
@AcynSep 29
Oz: Russell Brand was backstage hugging the Secretary of Agriculture Brand: She initiated that contact. Oz: Ha!
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VERY cool
Department of War 🇺🇸
@DeptofWarSep 20
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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jimmy falun gong@eviIcherubSep 12
“everyone’s stories about where they were on 9/11 are boring” not matthew morrison’s
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Callista Gingrich
@CallyGingrichSep 7
Simple pleasures. Happy Labor Day!☀️☕️
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Michele be careful there’s a ghost behind you
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as embarrassing as anything I’ve ever seen
College GameDay
@CollegeGameDayAug 14
"You really got some strong lyrics and sent some really good messages. ... Can you maybe do some on GameDay?" @KirkHerbstreit wants to see @PatMcafeeshow perform his music on College GameDay this season 👀
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the servers we made uncomfortable are all just out of frame, laughing too.
Elliott Engen
@elliottengenMNJul 11
Patio season with @WalterHudson ❤️
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KEN JENNINGS: Tom Stall is a diner owner from Millbrook, Indiana. You had some tough customers visit your establishment, is that right? TOM [only now realizing he's on national TV]: Ahh.. best, best not to talk about it,
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jordan
@JordanUhlJun 30
Oh my god lmao
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TMZ
@TMZJun 19
Josh Hart vows to have sex with wife after Knicks parade 😭 tmz.me/4eSyHEr
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Earvin Magic Johnson
@MagicJohnsonMay 30
I can’t wait to watch Game 7 of the Oklahoma City Thunder vs San Antonio Spurs tonight on NBC. This game is must see TV!
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LOST DOG: 6’9 185. Answers to ‘Jaden McDaniels’ Please return to 600 N. 1st Ave.
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Sid@SidwardSportsMay 5
Wolves driving to the rim seeing Wemby instead of Jokic
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Just an incredible, ferocious, connected performance from the Timberwolves, up and down the lineup. Jaden McDaniels has the last word in a series that he owned from start to finish.
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Point if you just scored 3 points in an elimination game while your team loses to the hospital bed Wolves
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I don’t care what happens Jaden McDaniels is already in the dog Hall of Fame
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INSANELY embarrassing loss for the Denver Nuggets lol
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drag them jim pete
Jim Petersen
@JimPeteHoopsApr 26
If you are going to intentionally foul not once but twice down 12 with 33 seconds...and shoot a 3 with 10.4 seconds (Murray could have dribbled the clock out)...you shouldn't be complaining about a layup at the end of the game. I'm just saying.
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