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local flowering thing

@floweringthing

call me august… or sylvie idgaf • all prns • average agender lesbian • @Lucyzilla64 🩶 • whole ass adult

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Joined August 2021
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🦃🍂🍁Gherf🍁🍂🦃 (@theGherf) profile picture
🦃🍂🍁Gherf🍁🍂🦃@theGherfNov 6
Let’s check in on what the normgroid boomers are into
The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) profile pictureThe Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeNov 6
Texas Is A Blue State Now: We Asked AI To Simulate The Future
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bins ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ (@danceeyesclosed) profile picture
bins ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱@danceeyesclosedNov 5
fav noelle fanart hands down i remember staring at this for like 30 mins 😭
9375608084 (@petscoboba) profile picture9375608084@petscobobaJul 11
Blink and you'll miss it.
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Rickey3@JustinsmicNov 4
The dildo of accountability rarely arrives lubricated.
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Dexerto
@DexertoOct 28
A college is offering a semester of free tuition if students stay until the end of their next football game University of Maryland is looking to end a five-game losing streak and needs all the support it can get
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Zack Maher@MajinZelpherOct 27
LOOK AT MY BOOOOOOOY!!!
Epithet Erased (Book 2 - Final Tweaks...) (@EpithetErased) profile pictureEpithet Erased (Book 2 - Final Tweaks...)@EpithetErasedOct 26
Posting another finished illustration from the #EpithetErased Museum Book for #MundieMonday. Artwork by @beauhello What is Sylvester doing...?
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Honest Viking Fan@honestvikingfanOct 27
This is honestly the most fair tier list I’ve ever seen lol
TB EGO (@TomBradyEgo) profile pictureTB EGO
@TomBradyEgoOct 27
The simplest NFL team tier list after 7 weeks
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Despair💜🔜AWA (@DrDespairCos) profile picture
Despair💜🔜AWA
@DrDespairCosOct 26
This officially makes Bo Nix an Umamusume
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFLOct 25
BO NIX 62-YARD TOUCHDOWN RUN DENvsAZ on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Posting another finished illustration from the #EpithetErased Museum Book for #MundieMonday. Artwork by @beauhello What is Sylvester doing...?
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Dani@ddaaannnniiiiOct 26
Still getting used to remembering my ring every morning. Fiancé handles it well. 😭
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Punch Cat
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anomali@Anomali210830Oct 24
Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day! 10/24/26 10² + 24² = 26² This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.
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joe 🌱 COMMS OPEN! (@siryus_art) profile picture
joe 🌱 COMMS OPEN!@siryus_artAug 21
more big walk x outer wilds sketches while i make other crossovers ✨ #bigwalk #outerwilds
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Elwensà@ElwensaMay 29
Happy 7th birthday, Outer Wilds! #OuterWilds #Gameoverse
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☆°Okami°☆ (@Dragonpro809) profile picture
☆°Okami°☆@Dragonpro809Oct 21
Bro do NOT lose this photo that's the fucking Quantum Moon
Sci Nature News (@SciNatureNews) profile pictureSci Nature News
@SciNatureNewsOct 20
NASA has confirmed that a small asteroid, named 2025 PN7, is acting as a "quasi-moon" or "mini-moon" companion to Earth. Until 2083 you can say that Earth has two Moons.
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salt ✦@saltwatersweetsOct 21
/ crk spoilers HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A REAL SCREENSHOT
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lynette hello medias@sanestlyneyfanOct 20
i have nobody to talk to about fucking boythrob bro
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Decibel Houston
@decibelsportsOct 18
MAJOR loss for the Kansas City Chiefs today in London as their star gets carted off🚨🚨
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Kal 🇧🇧@kaw1_Oct 17
Generational slander
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𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆 (@AbdulCarterMVP) profile picture𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆
@AbdulCarterMVPOct 17
This the craziest slander video I’ve ever seen
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𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆 (@AbdulCarterMVP) profile picture
𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆
@AbdulCarterMVPOct 17
This the craziest slander video I’ve ever seen
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YEAH! and make sure to put a whole role of them in my tip jar.. that'd make me soo angry! grr!
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 15
JUST IN: U.S. Treasury official encourages Americans to buy rolls of Trump $1 coins & use them at "liberal coffee shops."
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