@flourage

Keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness, still

Joined April 2019
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I've seen enough: Buffalo needs to burn these grey unis at halftime and come back out in something blue, red, green, whatever. #GoBills
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14 yrs ago today Mary got chased down the street by a vicious neighbor dog & to this day it is still the funniest thing I have ever witnessed
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Flourage retweeted
Zito@_Zeets
Sep 19
See?
Zito@_Zeets
Sep 18
You walk into the match knowing that your team is better position by position, and you’ll somehow walk out with a humiliating loss and anger at everyone and everything.
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Spurs nearly getting relegated under three different managers vs. Spurs getting relegated after spending a couple hundred million
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Flourage retweeted
Zito@_Zeets
Sep 19
In these dark times we need to appreciate the comedy that Tottenham brings to our lives. They’re doing a public service.
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imho Snickers is missing an opportunity to do a "hey that's great, but who are the Balls" ad #GoBills
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Sep 15
Kash Patel: "We're on the proactive side of fraud"
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The fact that not only wasn't he driven from public life by this, but in fact went on to be twice rewarded with our highest office, will make a handy milestone for future historians writing about the fall of the American Empire.
Wu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKids
Sep 11
At 10:28am the North Tower fell….shortly after that Trump jumped on the phone to call the news to brag about having the tallest building in Manhattan
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How these idiots continue to defy Darwin is one of the great mysteries of our time.
Acyn
@Acyn
Sep 9
Looks like the Qatari plane is having some issues with the slide?
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Or as Jared Kushner would put it: "Putin's aspirations were nearly met."
The Kyiv Independent
@KyivIndependent
Sep 9
⚡️Russian drone in Moldova nearly hit Zelensky's plane, source says. At the time of the drone violation, Zelensky's plane was taking off from Moldova en route to Norway. kyivindependent.com/russian-…

Russian drone in Moldova nearly hit Zelensky's plane, source says

At the time of the drone violation, Zelensky's plane was taking off from Moldova en route to Norway.

kyivindependent.com
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It is shameful that @nytimes @TheAthletic buried the fact that the biggest punishment in NBA history was the result of an investigation by journalist @PabloTorre. And to call it the result of a "podcast episode" is a further slap in the face. He won a Pulitzer for this story and they call it an "episode" instead of, at the outset -- crediting him with exposing this scandal. Really really lame.
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Toll Booth Billy at it again. Per the replies: it was a trap, and not a nine run one at that.
Bill Simmons
@BillSimmons
Aug 30
This was such bullshit. Literally swung the game.
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Hi @Lord_Sugar, did you know that Tottenham have now lost more league games at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium than Arsenal have at the Emirates? Arsenal moved to the Emirates in 2006. Tottenham moved to the Tottenham Hotspur stadium in 2019, 13 years later.
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Bird didn't "steal the ball." He collected a loose ball after Jerry Sichting pressured the inbounds pass. Nice play, but not a steal.
Bob Ryan@GlobeBobRyan
Aug 29
Derek Jeter did not “dive into the stands” to catch a ball. He made a nice running catch in the playing field, and his momentum carried him into the stands. Nice play, but not heroic.
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I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters. In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.
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DID YOU SEE IT? A remarkable double rainbow graced the sky above parts of WNY tonight. This is the view from near the Irondequoit Bay Bridge, looking eastward over Lake Ontario. This rainbow put on a vivid display for around 10 minutes before slowly fading as the Sun set behind me. One of the best I've seen!
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Clear violation of Follicle Fair Play rules, relegate them now
Men in Blazers
@MenInBlazers
Aug 23
🚨 ERLING HAALAND'S NEW HAIRCUT MAKES ITS ETIHAD DEBUT 🚨
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Flourage retweeted
Zito@_Zeets
Aug 23
Hakeem Jeffries aligning with Jared Kushner is just too perfect. Congrats to him on being even more contemptible than imagined. There’s always a deeper level for him to sink to.
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Welp can't say Spurs don't DeZerb it after spending like drunken sailors
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